Very doge! So much drunk purchase! Today's Singles Awareness Day countdown item is an adorable shoutout to da real MVPs of unconditional love: our pets! If there was a Tinder for hanging out with cute baby animals, do you think anyone would use…
Everybody's favorite comic strip duo made a TARDIS! Calvin and Hobbes always did tackle the deep metaphysical issues. More often than not, the answer was to be found inside a cardboard box and a liberal application of imagination. That's how…
This is what the Internet is for, the digital manipulation of animals into the ridiculous situations we’d force them if it weren’t physically impossible and/or illegal. Because it’s so cute! Exhibit A: The Pugburger Duvet. At first glance, it looks…
Remember this trick? Always a crowd pleaser. Even the very first time, it’s obvious the guy isn’t taking the tip of his thumb off over and over again. But that’s what makes illusions so awesome! We know what we’re seeing…
For those of us still unfortunate enough to experience the season they’ll call “Winter” in the history books of the future, getting out of bed in the morning sucks. For the same reason babies cry upon their exit from the womb,…
We’re throwing this post on the site just for our new friends in Australia, Lewis & Lowe. They found drunkMall, talked about us on their radio show, wrote a song about drunkMall (!!!) and sent us hundreds of new visitors.…
Remember that enormous “beanbag” we posted a while back? That thing’s incredible and a person could for sure sleep on it if they wanted. This beanbag* is a little more snug when it comes to seating more than one person. However,…
Cutting off the circulation to one arm has long been the plight of the big spoon in every extended cuddle session - but no more! The Armadillow is thicker on one side - so the person at the back has…
Now, we normally don’t put regular type stuff on drunkMall but we all know how hard it can be to find a really stimulating present for your mother. Our Mom will be really, really happy to receive this pillow. The…
This Iso•Cool pillow features Phase Change Material beads, which sense the temperature of your body and adjust their own temperature accordingly. You can have your pillow made from spiral-spun polyester or memory foam. [Find more cheat codes for existence in…
This mouthwatering pepperoni pizza duvet is a perfect gift for the pizza lover in your life. The description says it’s “irresistibly soft,” probably like melting into a bed of warm mozzarella cheeeeeeeese…. drunkMall loves pizza! [If you like this post, you…
drunkMall is not responsible for the dreams you have while sleeping on this ouija board print pillowcase! Seriously, how many horror movies have you seen where it all starts with someone playing around with a ouija board? Yeah, duh, we…