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Pulp Fiction-Inspired Garden Gnome

Pulp Fiction-Inspired Garden Gnome

The garden just got real, motherfuckers! Here we have the "Say What Again" Garden Gnome, which is heavily influenced by the character of Jules from Pulp Fiction. Note that we're not saying this gnome is supposed to actually be Jules.…

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Smokey and The Bandit Prayer Candles

Smokey and The Bandit Prayer Candles

You can't get much better help than this when praying for the good old American life. The money, the glory, the fun... mostly the money! Considering that Smokey and The Bandit is the single greatest road chase movie ever made,…

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Batman vs Superman Boxing Toys

Batman vs Superman Boxing Toys

A lot of comic book fans were unhappy with Batman vs. Superman. With a title like that, it's easy to see how critical expectations got out of hand: "Will there be enough Batman? Oh, but then what about Superman? Ugh,…

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Life-Sized Cardboard Loki

Life-Sized Cardboard Loki

The Avengers movies are pretty good. They have Robert Downey Jr. in them, which right away is a lot more than most movies have going for them! Tom Hiddleston's performance as Loki is, again, pretty good. But The Avengers' Loki…

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Bad Motherfucker Zippered Pouch

Bad Motherfucker Zippered Pouch

The word "fuck" will be used a great deal in this post. Fuckin' deal with it, motherfucker! Everyone recognizes Jules Winnfield's BAD MOTHER FUCKER from Pulp Fiction, right? Well take another look because this one ain't a wallet, it's a…

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Fire-Breathing Godzilla Toy

Fire-Breathing Godzilla Toy

Oh, Japan. What will they think of next. Has anyone else seen this insane Godzilla toy? You'd think it would be illegal to give a lung-powered flamethrower to children but, as it says right on the packaging, there are apparently…

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Motion Simulator Couch Attachment

Motion Simulator Couch Attachment

You know how theme parks will make new rides themed after blockbuster movies? This is kind of like that, except in your house. In fact, you don't even have to get off of your couch to ride this ride because…

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Laser Tag Guns

Laser Tag Guns

Isn't this supposed to be the future? We've had laser tag for over 20 years and everyone knows it's exhilarating. Why don't we have more laser sports?! Where are all the people whose job it is to invent sports, what…

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A Catapult

A Catapult

  Take that inter-office war back to The Middle Ages with a little catapult action! Operating with the same mechanisms that helped angry hordes storm the castle walls for centuries, this miniature catapult is under a foot tall and weighs…

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Batarang Money Clip

Batarang Money Clip

Seeing as how Bruce Wayne is rich as fuuuuuu... This is a suitable little accessory. You know it has to drive Bruce Wayne crazy that he can't have Bat-Gadgets for every little aspect of his normie life. You just know…

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Women's Batman Tank Top

Women’s Batman Tank Top

The perfect attire for hanging out atop skyscrapers, surveying the expanse of the city under your protection, watching out for evildoers that may lurk in the shadows... Or just hanging out on the couch and eating popcorn while watching the…

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Helen Keller vs Nightwolves

Helen Keller vs. Nightwolves

All right, don't be a snob. You know you'd watch this, if only to say you watched it. From St. James St. James, the creator of FDR: American Badass (it's on our Netflix queue but we haven't watched it), comes…

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