Wax Rope Candle
This candle has a timer built in to the design! Pretty much every candle will burn as long as you let it. Not necessarily a good thing. Houses have burned down because of it, for sure. This candle isn't like…
Fart Stopping Underwear
Farts happen. Honestly, it's pretty remarkable that we've advanced as far as we have with both society and technology without more effort put forth to solve problems that have been around before civilization itself. Like farts in public. We've all…
No Free Sex Sticker
It's time for another round of Guess What the Weird Sticker Is Supposed to Mean! Seriously, where does this stuff come from and how does it make sense on any level? Say no to "free sex." What does it mean?…
Loaded Dice
Gambling with a pair of loaded dice is a really good way to lose a thumb, if any of you feel like you've got one thumb too many. A set of fixed dice is one of those things you see…
Agent Smith Sunglasses
You don't have to be an avatar of pure evil badassery to look as cool as a supervillain! Agent Smith from The Matrix series has always been one of the best dressed bad guys around. Sharp suits accessorized with sunglasses…
EXCLUSIVE: Beer Pong Upgrades
There are other drinking games but very few other drinking sports have achieved such widespread popularity as the illustrious endeavor of Beer Pong. Yes, if bowling is a sport then beer pong is 100% a sport. As a party pastime, beer pong…
Capture the Flag Beer Pong
Beer pong is super fun. It's a great game. But what if there was a way to make it even better?! The makers of Fire Pong think that's exactly what they've done. Think of Fire Pong like an awesome new…
100 Assorted Stickers
It's always a good idea to have some stickers on hand. Say you get a new skateboard or an old car or possibly you're opening up a brand new bar or music venue with a bathroom susceptible to graffiti. All of…
Blue Pubic Hair Dye
You don't have to be going gray downstairs to use pubic hair dye - it can just be a super special fashion statement! If you haven't developed a taste for granny porn, it's totally possible that you didn't know pubic…
Neon Fingerless Fishnet Gloves
That '80s Madonna/Lauper is about due for a comeback! Looking for some quick tips on how to nail the style? It's easy. Buy one item of clothing that costs $100 or more, then buy twenty items of clothing (and accessories)…
Skull Necklace Watch
Keep an eye on the time before it all runs out! What appears to be a hefty, bronze-colored skull pendant is in reality a stylish watch. This isn't a sugar skull by any means but the design of the skull,…
Katana Bookends
Knowledge is like a sharp sword. Or at least that sounds like some smart shit from some 1500 year old samurai poem. It probably is. Keep the books on your shelf orderly in a unique way with a set of…