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Floating Flamingo Cup Holder

Floating Flamingo Cup Holder

Whether you're chilling in the solar-powered kiddie pool jacuzzi out front of the double wide or snuck into a local motel's outdoor swimming pool, having a floating pink flamingo cup holder is pretty obviously the classy move. Hold your own beverage…

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Whiteboard Movie Slate

Whiteboard Movie Slate

Anyone can make a movie now. You've probably got a camera in your pocket right now with better technical specs than anything in Hollywood 75 years ago. It doesn't cost a cent to upload footage to YouTube. If you can…

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Condom Plush Doll

Condom Plush Doll

This little condom doll is more than a cute plush buddy. It's a reminder of the importance of safe sex! Keeping teddy bears and other stuffed animals around never inspired someone to think about the future before taking an unnecessary…

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Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

Backyard squirrels are always horsin' around anyway - make it official with a horse head feeder! If this reminds you of those super creepy horse head masks that became weirdly popular over the last three years or so, there's a…

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Reverse Condom Latex Briefs

Reverse Condom Latex Briefs

Okay, you know how a condom is a piece of latex (usually) made to be worn over the penis in order to prevent pregnancy, the spread of disease and, you know, "spillage"? Well, these briefs are basically the exact opposite…

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Money Ball

Money Ball

You know that movie Moneyball? This has nothing to do with that. It's a miniature basketball with an all-over print of various US currency denominations. Why? Uh, you have any idea how much money an NBA player makes? They don't even…

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Tang

Tang

If you've never had some Tang then you don't know what you're missing! Tang is amazing. Tang is so good that some people get some Tang for the first time and then that's all they can think about from that…

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Animal Butt Magnets

Animal Butt Magnets

This set of magnets looks like the backsides of a bunch of different barnyard animals! You've got a sheep's butt, a rooster's tail, a pig's rump, a bull's behind, a cow's udder-ly huge hind end and a horse's ass! It's…

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EXCLUSIVE: Pinstravaganza!

There's something of a pin renaissance happening right now and it's totally rad! For creative people out here hoping to make a buck off their work, it's all about getting your work seen. What better way to do that than…

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The Drunkard's Walk

The Drunkard’s Walk

You've probably already figured out that life isn't a series of orderly events carrying us on a path from birth to death with every stop along the way making perfect sense. But you may be surprised to realize just how…

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Skull Planter

Skull Planter

We found this skull on Pinterest. Did you know goth girls use Pinterest? Yeah, it's crazy. We thought the only people who used Pinterest were soccer moms who drive minivans and speak with Fargo accents. Turns out Pinterest is more…

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Battleshots

Battleshots

This is one game that might be more fun to lose than win! Everyone's played Battleship. You know how it works. But anyone who's foolhardy enough to have tried making a full-size replica of Battleship with shots of alcohol in…

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