Big Red Cup
Nobody is saying that the red party cup isn't an icon. That's undeniable. But even legends have flaws and the red plastic cup has a couple worth mentioning. First, it's plastic. That means it's too easy to break, in any…
Human Skull Cake Cups
Brains never tasted this good! Whip up your very best cake batter, pour it into these skull shaped silicone baking cups and throw those ghoulish dudes in the oven for a tasty treat so fun it's scary! Each order of…
Tenacious D Cum Towel
Possibly the greatest piece of music merchandise ever made and we should expect nothing less from Tenacious D, the self-proclaimed best rock band in the world. Featuring a cute pastel colored cartoon of such magical things as butterflies, a rainbow,…
American Flag Boxing Robe
You're gonna eat lightning and you're gonna crap thunder! When training for the fight of your life (or just another day on the couch, watching TV and eating potato chips), comfort is important... Inspiration is important... Freedom is important! Many…
Portable Guitar Amp Attachment
Rock out whenever and wherever the urge strikes you with a small but powerful guitar amp attachment! Practice amps come in many sizes and even novelty designs but JamStack is the first one that's made to attach directly to the…
Epic 80s Christmas Compliation
"I hate Christmas music." We've all heard someone say this. In fact, many of you reading this right now may very well have uttered these exact words within the last 24 hours. Don't freak out! drunkMall isn't spying on you…
UFO Detector
Holy Anunnaki! Did you know that anyone who wants to can buy a UFO detector? You'd think those things would be classified or require some sort of license or something but guess not. In addition to looking pretty neat with…
Merry Crustmas Sweater
Yeah, Christmas is cool. But have you ever had pizza?! Pizza is so real. Pizza should have its own holiday! There's plenty of Christmas to go around - why not slice out a piece of the day to give pizza…
Wooden Puzzle Bottle Lock
Let's get one thing straight: it's perfectly acceptable for one adult to give another adult a bottle of booze as a gift for any holiday. Barring any case-specific exceptions that would make it an inappropriate gift, there's not a damn…
Spice Cam Polaroid
What's this? Yet another Spice Girls related product on drunkMall this week? You know that's right! In the late 90s, when everything good that has ever happened was in the middle of happening, Polaroid teamed up with those Spiciest of…
Cheeseburger Leggings
Burger time just got a lot more comfy! It's honestly the greatest thing that leggings (okay, yoga pants) have become insanely popular in the past few years because, real talk, it's basically like walking around in public wearing pajamas. This…
Cat Butthole Tissue Holder
What's with all the cat butthole products lately? You people are getting worse by the day... Anyway, here we go. This, as you are no doubt aware by now, is a tissue box holder that achieves the effect of tissues…