Cozy Pet Cave
If you order this then you should also look for a sign that says "CORNER OF ADORABLENESS" to hang over the corner where this pet cave lives because it's so freaking cute! Everyone who got their pet back when it…
Make Your Own Gin
Ever wanted to try your hand at making your own booze at home? We're not talking about moonshine, here, Huckleberry... Gin... You know, the classy stuff! This kit comes with all the business you need to transform any ordinary 750ml…
Obscene Ashtray
Wow! Right? Oh, you'd better believe there's a market for this type of merchandise and there has been for a W-H-I-L-E now... Basically every porn producer in The '70s had an ashtray like this in their office... their house... the…
Reality Enhancing Glasses
These glasses won't enhance your reality by getting you a better job or a better boyfriend or making strangers be nicer to you or anything like that... But what they will do is totally skew the way you perceive the…
Automatic Beer Pong Ball Rinser
Everyone could use a little help keeping their balls clean! The world's FIRST portable beer pong ball washer is here and it's called The Clean Cup. Keep this automatic beer pong ball washer near the beer pong table - whether…
Pac-Man’s Mini Arcade
12 legendary video games taken from the arcade and crammed into a Pac-Man joystick box for playing at home! The pixelated Pac-Man housing looks so cool, this is one gaming "system" that's worth leaving on display even when not in…
Heart Frame Sunglasses
Stay trippy, maaaaan! Major late '60s early '70s vibes from these heart frame shades. You can imagine a black and white photo of someone's grandma looking like a total babe in her early 20's, flashing a toothsome smile and giving…
Sarcastic Coffee Mug #58208537
Sarcastic coffee mugs are essentially a status symbol for everyone who works in an office with other people. You get a good mug. Somebody else gets a better mug. You gotta go get a mug that's even better than their…
Abraham Lincoln Internet Quote Poster
Apparently there's a big fake news problem all over the Internet (and particularly The United States of America) right now. As usual, most of these problems could be avoided if everyone simply remembered to look back on history for some sage…
Full Body Pillow
Take comfort to a new level with a massive pillow! Cuddling up to another person is nice. We'll give you that. But also, people are full of hard bones on the inside and most of us weigh enough to make…
Crotchless Leggings
This is how you know the yoga pants craze has gotten fully out of control. Actually, it's probably a pretty strong indicator of any marketable trend reaching critical mass when product makers are sitting around thinking things like, "Okay, we've…
Dishwasher Status Indicator
Throw one of these sliding indicators on the front of your dishwasher and all you have to do is remember to slide it back and forth after unloading or running the dishwasher. Then you'll be able to see the status…