Dick Nose Face Mask
Yo, what up, dick nose?!? Never in the history of all mankind has it been easier to put a fake cock right smack dab in the middle of your face than right now! Now we're not saying that putting a penis…
Chicken Ramen Phone Case
Who feels like chicken (flavor) tonight? And tomorrow... and the next day... The appearance of this phone case is instantly recognizable to every one of you who had to pay off a student loan or work for two years as…
Elephant Drain Container
This elephant never forgets to keep water from collecting at the bottom of its body! Many homes have little containers by some, if not all, the sinks in the place. A little cup by the bathroom sinks to keep toothpaste…
Paul Ryan – The UNOFFICIAL Magazine of Paul Ryan
Paul Ryan - The UNOFFICIAL Magazine of Paul Ryan is now accepting subscriptions! Who was the last Speaker of the House who could speak with authority on what 12 foods you should eat to keep your abdominal muscles ripped? John…
Bob’s Burgers Recipe Book
Ever wanted to take a big ol' bite of some delicious looking thing you saw in a cartoon? Hey, we aren't talking about Rule 34, weirdo! We're talking about burgers - Bob's Burgers! The Belcher family in the wildly popular…
Hands-Free Dog Poop Collection System
Nobody likes picking up dog poop. But make no mistake, you're a huge jerk if you don't pick up your dog's poop. We see you and we judge you. Even though there is never a good excuse for not picking up…
Wrong Lyrics Tumbler
Is there a greater pleasure in this world than drunkenly belting out the lyrics to an awesome song with all your friends? There's certainly nothing funnier than finding out you or a friend has been singing the wrong lyrics to…
Beef Jerky Bouqet
Valentine's Day is coming up but not everyone is in to flowers and candy. In fact, not everyone is into relationships or Valentine's Day! This February 14th, you can go way outside the box and give your significant other something…
Sexual Origami Book
There's an ancient Japanese tradition that any individual person who folds one thousand origami cranes will be granted one wish by the gods. Seems like any gods who made that deal would be open to a similar deal for anyone…
Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman Socks
Sexy socks for the leggy ladies who love retro science fiction films! Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman is a legendary midnight movie. Guess what it's about. Well, it's about the plight of 1950s women within patriarchal societies and their…
Plastic Welding Kit
Unless you're Amish then you've gone through about five billion phone charger cables by this point in your life. Is it a conspiracy of obsolescence? Fuckin' probably! But you no longer need to live under that shadow governm- er, corporative…
GIVEAWAY: Mister Rogers Mug
Your world has a Mr. Rogers shaped hole in it... He's gone but he'll never be forgotten. In fact, you can make Mr. Rogers a part of your daily life again, starting with your morning cup of coffee! This man…