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Here’s a new addition to the “Hipster or Homeless?” game. What if that hipster or homeless person is secretly Santa Claus?! We’re going to assume this shirt is supposed to be ironic but maybe it’s in that way where the…
Sushi is delicious but it’s also a beautiful visual, which is why we’re always delighted to find clothing items which feature nigiri and maki! (Like this sweater.) Today we have sushi socks featuring salmon, tuna, salmon roe and tamago nigiri…
Inspired by the original design from 1945, the Vornado V-Fan looks and works great. This is one of the highest rated circulation fans on Amazon. If you need a fan that looks cool, good luck finding a trendier fan than…
You like butts. Know how we know? Because EVERYBODY likes butts. This is a book about butts. It’s a good book to give to people who love butts and people who don’t love butts because it’s a book about butts.…
These are some sassy G-strings! Nikki Lipstick is responsible for bringing these thongs into existence. There are over 15 different sayings available and NONE of them have any chill! (Well, the ones that say “xanax,” maybe…) These will make a perfect…
Of course this is a thing… Confused about what you’re looking at? It’s a two-pocket stash bag for small accessories. Seriously, keep this away from your blacked out friends or they’ll probably try to eat it! Each side has a…
This. Is. SPARTAAAAAAA! Ok, no, this is your kitchen. But your kitchen could be way more badass with this knife block on the counter! Handcrafted in America by Artisans and all that other stuff you have to say now that…
Ah, the delicious irony! Here’s a shirt for those of us who always find ourselves meeting up with friends at sports bars even though we don’t give a damn about sports. Or maybe you need something to wear at your…
Some men just want to watch the world burn… And now they can every time they want to have a backyard fire with this carbon steel fire pit in the shape of Earth! Made from .25-inch-thick steel and featuring an…
DOMO! Domo is the cutest monster. Now we can have breakfast with Domo every morning because he’ll be toasted into our bread! We don’t know how it works but the Domo toaster heats an image of Domo into slices of…
If you find yourself staring at this mug, wondering how it’s floating, you are not awake enough yet. We do like the design of the mug, though. It’s pretty slick, ultra-modern and supposedly not as easy to knock over as…