Ghost Pepper Peanuts
Fans of super spicy snacks, these could be the nuts you're looking for! If you like the heat, you may already recognize that logo. Da Bomb makes some of the hottest hot sauces in the game. (Seriously, if you think…
Wooden Dick Bottle Opener
Don't leave granny alone in the kitchen with this bottle opener! We're talking 8 inches of wooden man parts, handmade in Bali, Indonesia and shipped ready to pop bottles. It's just so... big! This is one bottle opener you won't spend…
Spicy Popcorn
The flame in this popcorn company's logo is not just clever marketing. What we have here is a very spicy food product. Seriously, if you're the kind of person who thinks jalapenos can be too much sometimes, turn around here.…
Guacamole Tarot Beach Towel
If there was a deck of Tarot cards that just told you what food you should eat that day, wouldn't that be amazing? There isn't one. (At least, not yet. A ton of #wantrepreneurs read drunkMall though, so maybe there…
Watermelon Shark
Watermelon is so good. Always a hit at outdoor gatherings, no one really needs help making the watermelon more popular at the party. This is more like a way to use the inherent popularity of watermelon to show off your…
7 Foot Long Foam Sofa Bag
Bean bags are never as great as you think they'll be. They aren't even really that comfortable and it's always just a matter of time before they start leaking those little pellets that slowly take over your home. But this…
French Fry Lip Balm
It gets more difficult to justify eating french fries every year. Like, it's bad for you. Duh. Everybody gets that. But just about everything that's worth doing is "bad" for you and we do it anyway. The real problem is…
Dog Poncho
You've probably owned several umbrellas in your life but nobody ever thinks about their puppy dog friend when it comes to staying dry in the rainy weather. Which, that's pretty weird when you think about it because dogs smell so…
To Be or Not To Be Framed Print
Yes, it's very clever. Quite clever, indeed. "To be or not to be" rendered in the language of a Rebus puzzle. (That's what they call these pictographic teasers like the ones under Mickey's beer bottle caps.) We like this for…
Unfuck Yourself Shirt
Some people are just fucked. Some of them deserve to be fucked and some of them are undeservedly fucked for reasons beyond their control. That sucks for them. But some people are fucking themselves for no reason and unfucking themselves…
Home Tortilla Maker
A warm, freshly made tortilla is everything that's right with the world. If you're looking for the best Mexican food in any town, finding a place that has its own tortilla machine is a great place to start. (Look for…
EXCLUSIVE: Greetings, Fellow Youths
Getting old is a bitch... So don't do it! They say age is just a number but, really, it's more like a culture. Every ten years or so, there's a shift in what's hot and what's not. As long as you…