Big Bowling
The pins are inflatable, so there are like 30 other fun things to do with them. Like, putting them in water to see if they float… And stuff. Also, there’s a kid in the photo but you don’t have to…
Over the Line Party Game
Over the Line is an almost-guaranteed-to-offend cross between charades and Pictionary. A player picks a card and has to act or draw out the phrase while other players take turns guessing. Consider yourselves #TriggerWarned! You probably want to scan through…
Unicorns Are Jerks coloring book
Seriously, what did you expect? You think some mythological creature that everyone spends their whole childhood freaking out over is just gonna be chill? No. When was the last time you were around a cat? Yeah, cats haven’t been worshipped…
Screaming Flingshot Monkey
We love this monkey! We love all monkeys, really, but, oh, this one in particular! Ok, you put two fingers in the hand pockets, pull back on its hind legs and let go. The monkey, wearing a cape, flies through…
Full Body Squirrel Costume
It’s too late to get an awesome squirrel costume for Halloween this year, which is exactly why it makes perfect sense! Think about it. That’s just what they’re all expecting. You might waste the amazingness of this costume by wearing it…
Teach Yourself How to Pick Locks
All right, 007, here’s your chance to learn at least one of the skills your 8 year-old self would be pissed at you for not already knowing by now: lock-picking All you’ll need is a good set of lock picks…
Steampunk Playing Cards
Everyone liked the radio tube USB drive so much, we thought we’d dig up some more steampunk swag! This is deck of playing cards from Bicycle comes in a really cool box and the backs have a design that features…
Wake ‘n’ Bake Mug with Built-In Pipe
Oh, you aren’t a morning person? We’ll see about that… Here’s a mug that can quickly deliver a morning dose of strong black coffee, or chronic green, uh, tea… and a bowl of the finest tobacco - all in one…
Shot Roulette
Remember Spin the Shot? This is a little different but it’s still got booze and a spinny thing. When it’s your turn, spin the roulette wheel to determine your fate. Use vodka to play Russian Roulette! Wait- No, don’t do…
“Bullshit” button
This ought to make family reunions a lot more interesting… The “Bullshit” button makes it all too easy (and hilarious) to call someone out on their BS. If it starts getting a little too deep, hit the button to let it…
Target Practice Alarm Clock
Do you ever sleep through your alarms in the morning? It sucks. But maybe you wouldn’t do it anymore if your alarm required you to take aim and shoot a target before it would shut the hell up. Maybe. Too…
Un-Athletic T-Shirt
Ah, the delicious irony! Here’s a shirt for those of us who always find ourselves meeting up with friends at sports bars even though we don’t give a damn about sports. Or maybe you need something to wear at your…