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Pillsbury Doughboy Plush Doll

Pillsbury Doughboy Plush Doll

It's the most ticklish mascot ever, Poppin' Fresh! Is there another logo you were happier to see in the grocery store haul when you were a kid? From crescent rolls to flaky biscuits over to the cinnamon rolls and orange…

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Bacon and Potato Chips Chocolate Bar

Bacon and Potato Chips Chocolate Bar

A chocolate bar with bits of bacon and potato chips inside it? If it sounds weird... Well, it kind of is weird but you shouldn't let that stop you because sometimes weird food is really good! And it really isn't…

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Chewable Coffee Cubes

Chewable Coffee Cubes

Have your coffee in the form of a small snack! Chewable coffee cubes deliver your morning caffeine (as well as theanine and other supplements) in tidy little gummy cubes. Each cube contains about a half a cup of coffee's worth…

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Comfort Eating with Nick Cave

Comfort Eating with Nick Cave

Whatever the cross-section of vegans and Nick Cave fans is, this cookbook is bound to be a smash hit with them! It may seem stranger than kindness but who wouldn't want to travel from her to eternity with recipes for…

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Wooden Spoon Rest

Wooden Spoon Rest

Keep it clean in the kitchen with a classy little spoon rest! Cooking at home is actually fun but a lot of people don't do it because it just feels like making a big mess that has to be dealt…

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150 Sticks of Cinnamon Roll Flavor Gum

150 Sticks of Cinnamon Roll Flavor Gum

Curiosity is a strange thing. Some people have no curiosity in life. That's obviously a terribly boring existence and who would want to go through life with zero trace of the wondering mind we say is so magical when we…

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WWE Dessert Plates

WWE Dessert Plates

Get ready to put the smackdown on snack town! Brother, when you eat cake and ice cream off of these officially licensed WWE dessert party plates, it tastes almost as sweet as winning that championship belt in a Triple Threat Cage…

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DIY Sushi Candy Kit

DIY Sushi Candy Kit

Assemble your own fun and flavorful sushi candy! Some Westerners think sushi is nothing but "raw fish" and, of course, they couldn't be more wrong. The experience is as much about the craft of assembling the meal as it is…

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Star Trek USS Enterprise Sushi Set

Star Trek USS Enterprise Sushi Set

Sushi, the final frontier! This kit has everything you need to enjoy sushi except the food. "But drunkMall, that's just a wooden sushi plank with the U.S.S. Enterprise on it." Look closer! Those blue warp beams are really chop sticks!…

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Pizza Scissors

Pizza Scissors

Honestly, this is how we all should have been slicing pizzas this entire time. Why is this only happening now? A pair of scissors with a built-in serving tray just makes so much sense for so many reasons. First of all,…

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French Fry Cutter

French Fry Cutter

This gadget makes prepping potatoes for french fries so very simple. As you can see, there's a slot for you to insert a chef's knife (not included), if you'd rather cube up some home fries. You think every fast food…

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Mad Men Cookbook

Mad Men Cookbook

Dine (and drink) like Madison Ave. executives of The 1960s with the recipes found in this "unofficial and unauthorized" Mad Men Cookbook! Now, one could be forgiven for saying, "Food? I remember everyone on that show doing a whole hell…

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