Cupholder Mittens
File this one under #NEEDS, right? It's cold. You're drunk and maybe your hand's a little numb. You drop your beer. It's a tragic tale and one we've all lived a time or two but it's time to put…
Can Crusher
Empty cans take up a lot of space You ever think about that? People who go through, say for example, a 12-pack (of Surge) a night - these problems present themselves. There’s some super complicated physics explanation for why it…
Extra-Large Oxhorn Ale Tankard
Game of Thrones-inspired ale tankards, hand-made from real ox horn! You can’t really tell in the photo but this thing is gigantic. AleHorn’s site says it holds 16+ oz. but each horn is unique so that’s just, like, a…
Whiskey Barrel-Aged Coffee Beans
It’s nice when we can bring a touch of refinement to drunkMall. Really, it would happen more often if we didn’t have a crippling phobia of suspenders, condescension and ridiculous mustaches… But that has nothing to do with today’s wonderful…
Bath and Shower Wine Holder
Last week, we learned about showerbeers for our Shower Beer Buddy giveaway. Now that we’ve had time to think about it, we realized that showerbeers aren’t so crazy because we’ve known about drinking wine in the bathtub for years and…
The Most Honest Coffee Mug Ever
At least it's a cute master. Caffeine isn't even an addiction for us anymore. Like, would you say you're addicted to having two arms? Are you addicted to breathing? These are pretty essential to daily life and that's how we…
The Shower Beer Buddy
Did you know there is an entire sect of society built around enjoying alcoholic beverages while in the shower? It’s real. A lot of these people hang out at /r/showerbeer and just kinda let each other know that, yes, they…
The Party Plate
Show up to any holiday party with a rack of these and, trust us, people will be into it. If you invite drunkMall to your party, make sure there are plenty of salt & vinegar potato chips. We will for…
Glowpong: LED Beer Pong Table
DISCLAIMER: this item is for partying professionals only! Beer Pong is a high-action, high-risk alternative sport, where injuries can sometimes be sustained. Removing adequate lighting from playing arena should be attempted only by trained professionals, daredevils and thrill-seekers with nothing…
Russian Roulette Booze Pistol
Russian Roulette is not a game you ever, ever, ever want to find yourself playing… unless the gun is loaded with booze! The 1-in-6 odds stay the some but now the person who would be the loser gets to be…
“Game of Thrones” Inspired Oxhorn Ale Tankard
If winter is coming then it sure seems to be taking its sweet-ass time about it. But that won’t stop us from raising a tankard of ale at Christmas this year. Or two tankards. Or five. It’s all fun and…
Lionel Richie mug
A pun! About tea! How deliciously wicked! Who ever would have thought! Calm down, we like the mug, too. We’re posting it aren’t we? This is happening because everyone keeps talking about Adele’s “Hello” and it’s like, “No, hello to you, Adele.…