Upside Down Beer Glass
Drinking beer from a normal glass is so boring! Do it upside down! Get weird! The Upside-Down Wine Glass was such a hit the other week that we started wondering what other sort of topsy-turvy drinking vessels might be out…
Mini Beer Pong
Big things come in small packages! This teensy tiny beer pong game provides a disproportionately large amount of fun! Hang on, hang on - don't start trying to hunt down miniature ping pong balls. That's now how this works. Everything…
EXCLUSIVE: Wine Not
Here's an all-new post featuring some of the best gadgets and glasses and knickknacks for wine drinkers! This site is called drunkMall and we do our best not to treat drinkers of various spirits equally. (Except you Jäger drinkers. You're…
Green Hot Chocolate
Those Instagram and Snapchat followers will be green with envy when they see you drinking this delicious green hot chocolate this fall and winter! Is it radioactive? No. Did some magical leprechaun create this green hot chocolate? Uh, probably not. But…
Miniature Disposable Flasks
This kit lets you create your own airtight pouches of booze! Any adult drinker who travels regularly knows all about the "airplane bottles" of liquor. You're allowed to bring them through security and you're allowed to drink them on the…
Chewbacca Stein
Have you ever wondered what types of alcohol every Star Wars character would drink? No? Just us? Well, fine, but we've always imagined that Chewbacca would be a beer drinker. He's so big and hairy, like a biker or something. It's…
Shot Glass Sized Mason Jars
Just wait until Pinterest finds out about these! You know how much Pinterest loves mason jars, right? Turns out there's an entire population of people who believe you can and should prepare and serve every kind of food inside a…
The Teatanic
It's almost hoodie season, which translates to "cardigan season" for everyone who's grown out of wearing hoodies. (Shame on you.) And if the weather's cooled down enough for outerwear then you know it's a suitable season for a spot of…
Deluxe Bathtub Caddy
Fuck. Yes. This is everything. Bathtub is bae. Bathtub is life. There's nothing in this whole wide world like immersing yourself - with all your stress and aches and tension - into a tub full of steaming hot water (and…
Drunk Giraffe Wine Holder
Here's a wine holder for the drunk giraffe in us all! Not that we've ever seen a drunk giraffe. But if a giraffe did get drunk then it would be a pure shitshow. That high center of gravity and those…
Upside Down Wine Glass
Now this is a story all about how your wine got flipped, turned upside-down... Okay, okay... Sorry for getting the Fresh Prince theme song stuck in your head but it was too good to pass up. So, yeah, this is…
Drink Holder Posts
Ah, the great outdoors! The sun and sky... Real grass beneath your feet... It's such a nice change of pace from the rat race, spending all day inside looking at computer screens or whatever. But you know what nature doesn't…