It's a rare bird that doesn't love a bit of Scotland, whether you know it or not. With St. Patrick's Day coming up, the entire drinking world will soon be singing the praises of children of Ireland (if not claiming…
If you like it then you gotta put a ring on it and this ring is for everyone who likes Peeps. Scratch that - this one's for everyone who loves Peeps. Nobody likes Peeps. You either love Peeps or you…
It's not a proper present unless it's been gift wrapped, fellas. Remember that. You can put in the work on those ab muscles, manscape* the mainstage for curtain call and plan the reveal down to the smallest details - but in…
Forget Sherlock Holmes. (Sorry, tumblr.) Columbo is the greatest detective in fiction. Rather than walk around showing off a superhuman intellect and talent for deductive reason, right there for everyone to see, Columbo always kept it close to the vest. And…
Stephen King once said, "Monsters are real." He said some more stuff after that. Monsters are real, though. If you can't take the word of the guy responsible for more nightmares than probably anyone else on earth, then perhaps you'd…
2017 is the year of the bad bitch, we're calling it now! Dial in that sexy-meets-dangerous look with these machine gun pantyhose! Sheer hose give a mostly-nude appearance but printed on each leg is a graphic of a deadly weapon. One…
There are certain times in life when the world needs to forget about your face for a while. For those times, there is now: Face Blanket! Face Blanket drapes over your head and completely obscures your face from the world,…
Get these three words into your head: haters gonna hate! No matter who you are, no matter what you do or how low profile you try to be about it, there will eventually be a hater that crosses your path.…
You don't have to be a total piece of shit wannabe entrepreneur with a library of unread marketing books in the garage of your Hollywood hills home to know that sex sells. Just check the spam folder of your email. Probably…
Even if you haven't joined the Mile High Club yet, you can take a fashion tip from those jet airliners with this unique and stylish belt. It looks like someone ransacked a grounded 747 and cut all the seatbelts out…
Cash yourself without a dope sweater to wear in cold winter weather? Howbow no! This ill-mannered, bad tempered young lady has gone viral around the world for the sullen attitude and honestly really weird way of speaking that she put…
Listen, if your rock stars don't have songs about death then you need to find some new rock stars, got it? Death and rock music go together like sex and rock music or drugs and rock music. In fact, we…