You’re probably beginning to notice some trends in the things we post at drunkMall. This post features many things we like: cats, candles, death… If you can’t tell, this candle starts off as a nice pink (or several other colors)…
You’re hardcore and everybody knows that. But who’s out there letting the world know how metal your feline life companion is? That’s your job, bro! [If you like this then you should take a look at drunkMall's Caturday Night Fever Gift…
This is much cheaper than a Spirit Hood and will bring your fur fantasies to life! Complete with a zippered pocket and a button to secure the hood, you’ll wonder how you ever made it through a Furry Fest without…
Maybe you can’t afford that Australian vacation right now but that’s no reason to go on living without a realistic (but fake) Great White shark head mounted on your wall! We’re gonna need a bigger wall! Share this post!
We know what you’re thinking. Buy the 5 pound gummy bear and push the engagement ring into the middle of it, then give it to her as a proposal gift. Honestly? It’s a brilliant move and she’s lucky to have…
Too cute! Cats and Mexican food, what else is there in life? While we wouldn't actually eat a cat-filled burrito, the idea of one is pretty damn adorable. Like when you see a baby and start saying things like, "Oh, I…
This chimpanzee is probably listening to a Radiohead album (or maybe this ‘70s Punk Rock box set) and thinking about the meaning of Life or considering alternate solutions to some incredibly complex and important problem of scientific engineering or something.…
Because you haven’t known fear until you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and don’t remember that you ordered a 7-foot tall cardboard bear… And that goes double for your roommate. Ever watch comedies from the…
These little wooden cats might not seem very special but we have three words for you: Reverse Cat Jenga! All the cats shown in this photo aren’t in one set but if there’s one thing we know about cat ladies…
Let’s assume you’re drunk right now. Actually, let’s assume it’s 4am and you’ve been drinking for a while - you might not look so fresh… But that’s okay, this is no time for selfies… Now imagine someone waved a magic…