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TMNT Pizza Cookbook

TMNT Pizza Cookbook

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were the best thing to happen to pizza since the invention of the brick oven. Like, every pizza chain in America literally owes TMNT for the uptick in business from 90s kids demanding pizza because…

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Totally Rad TMNT Stuff

EXCLUSIVE: Totally Rad TMNT Stuff

Brush off your Surfer Slang Thesaurus because it's┬áTurtle Time, baby! drunkMall's legal team has advised us to point out that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is well within the realm of interest for adults of legal drinking age and therefore drunk…

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Real Pizza Throwing Stars

Real Pizza Throwing Stars

However pizza became linked with ninja culture - it was the turtles, right? - we're glad it happened because otherwise we'd have to live in a world without throwing stars made from real slices of pizza! You're probably thinking that…

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Shredder and Friends Beach Towel

Shredder and Friends Beach Towel

It's a different side of Shredder on this precious beach towel. See the cruel villain in a new light, as he feeds some miniature pizza to three of his little turtle buddies. Some of you are getting ready to go…

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Ballot Shirt

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Ballot Shirt

Who's sick of American politics? We're nowhere near November and people are already losing 110% of their minds over who should and shouldn't be the next President. People are leaving the Democratic Party to vote as Republicans, leaving the Republican…

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles watch

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles watch

Just like the red Coca-Cola watch we found during the epic #BlackoutFriday Countdown, the particular color of this watch is what makes it an essential addition to an accessory collection.┬áThe fact that it also has Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on…

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