Sriracha hoodie
We post so much sriracha gear on drunkMall it’s a miracle they haven’t tried to sponsor the site! (Hint hint, guys. Come on, what do we have to do to get a case sent our way?) Our #BlackoutFriday countdown would…
“Knight’s Armor” Visored Helmet Hoodie
We’re getting our #BlackoutFriday Countdown started with a bang! We expected to be sent one of these when we finally win the Internet. But now that we’re making our own money, we can fulfill our destiny right now and grab…
Troll Face hoodie
He throws on his troll face hoodie and heads to the local sports bar. When he arrives, he grabs a stool at the bar and orders a beer. He’s not here for any particular reason. Just to sit. And to…
Cargo Pocket hoodie
Carrying a backpack everywhere makes people look like drug dealers. For real. If you’re cool with that, hey, fine. But for the rest of us, we have to find other ways to lug all our gear around. Which is why…
Ironically Tacky Marilyn Monroe Sweater
This sweater looks like Andy Warhol’s snuff film-obsessed, art school nitrous oxide dealer nephew designed it. There’s really nothing to say about it. This is either totally your thing or else way, way not your thing. If this is your thing...…
Pikachu hoodie
this + a pair of yellow sweatpants = super easy Halloween costume Really, though, this hoodie is the only reason we can imagine that color of yellow being acceptable in an item of clothing. If this hoodie didn’t have the…
Sushi Rolls Sweater
Fresh sushi is the best and this sushi roll sweater is fresher than all the rest! The high-res photo is 3D printed onto the cotton material for a realistic look and finish! [If you'd wear this then you MUST SEE drunkMall's…
Reindeer Threesome Christmas Sweater
This is the ULTIMATE Christmas sweater - three (male) reindeer making a Rudolph sandwich for all the world to see! Those reindeer games sure have changed! Unlike other novelty sweaters (which we mostly hate and will make fun of on…
Saved by the Bell Kelly Kapowski Sweater
Valley girls are already so excited… Look at this perfect recreation of a ¾ length sleeve, lowcut Bayside Tigers sweater - just like the ones from Saved by the Bell! Share this post!