Pac-Man Yoga Pants
Decades before America became obsessed with Hot Yoga, we had a different kind of fever: Pac-Man Fever! Combine two fads into one with a pair of Pac-Man yoga pants! If you forget about the whole "sitting in the dark playing…
EXCLUSIVE: The Hangover Survival Guide
Congratulations! You played yourself, yet again. It's the morning after. You're pretty sure you had an amazing time last night but you don't really remember. Let's hope it was an epic evening because your body is paying full retail price for it today...…
Hello Kitty Soy Sauce Bottle
You need a bottle of soy sauce at home. The packets you get with Asian takeout are nothing but trouble. Use those and you're asking for a mess. Probably you'll end up using way too much soy sauce, flooding your…
Twenty Five Pounds of Skittles
Taste the rainbow again and again with twenty five pounds of Skittles! What if a nuclear apocalypse happens and Skittles stop being made? That's a totally valid concern! Stock up now! Need ammo for a Skittles battle with the roommates?…
Salt and Pepper Grinder
No, we're not seriously going to try to talk you in to drunk-buying a two-in-one salt and pepper grinder. Psh, what do you think we are, monsters? No. What we're going to do right now is make you feel awful for…
Japanese Godzilla Shirt
Godzilla is the king of all monsters. This is not open for debate. You can practically hear that ear-splitting scream when you look at the graphic on this t-shirt. The Japanese katakana characters up the right spell "GOJIRA," which is…
Flux Capacitor Car Charger
It won't let you travel back in time to before you accidentally sent those dirty pictures to your boss, but the flux capacitor will totally charge your phone or whatever else you have that powers by USB while you drive straight…
NES Controller to USB
It's tragic but Nintendo hasn't manufactured the original NES since 1995. At best, your official NES and accessories are 20 years old and that's a scary thought for those of us still addicted to those classic games. Every time we have…
Spicy Salt and Vinegar Popcorn
This is the kind of thing that makes you wish they could use those tubes from a bank drive-thru to instantly blast food you buy online straight into your house. Pyro Pop's simple motto is "Unapologetically Spicy" because every batch…
Pineapple Corer and Slicer
Tiki party, anyone? You don't have to go to The Cocktail Cabana when you want a crazy umbrella drink served in a real pineapple. DIY all those tropical vibes at home! All you need is a bunch of pineapples (hint:…
Hand of the King Bottle Opener by AleHorn
What is hyped may never die! The upcoming season of Game of Thrones may be the most anticipated television event ever. People on the Internet are dissecting every trailer, frame-by-frame (this is not an exaggeration), trying to figure out where the storylines…
Dickbutt Pin
As every diligent historian of Internet memes knows, Dickbutt turns ten years old on July 2nd, 2016. (This isn't a joke.) It's been a wild and crazy decade for Dickbutt aficionados. After every new meme or GIF goes viral, there's…