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Burrito Queen framed drawing

Burrito Queen framed drawing

Someone took time out of their day to sit down and draw a burrito lady with makeup and a tiara, wearing aluminum foil like a dress, with the caption, “I’m Burritoful.” That’s how art is made. We pretty much just randomly…

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Emoji Pillow and Poop Pillow

Emoji Pillow and Poop Pillow

We’re throwing this post on the site just for our new friends in Australia, Lewis & Lowe. They found drunkMall, talked about us on their radio show, wrote a song about drunkMall (!!!) and sent us hundreds of new visitors.…

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Sumo Wrestler End Table

Sumo Wrestler End Table

Hey, we don’t really know anything about sumo wrestling and we’re not going to try to fake it. But that doesn’t mean we can’t recognize classy furniture when we see it, which is exactly why this table is in our…

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T-Stand: versatile tablet stand

T-Stand: versatile tablet stand

What’s your favorite shape? Did you say rectangle? If you did, it would make a lot of sense, considering you spend most of your waking life, including this very moment, staring at one kind of glowing rectangle or another. If you…

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Sushi Rolls Made Easy

Sushi Rolls Made Easy

Got any idea how much money sushi chefs make? It’s a lot. Know why? Because creating sushi is an art form. And not, like, “I take neat pictures with my phone and put them on Instagram and have 100k followers” or “I…

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Potty-Mouthed Gift Cards

Potty-Mouthed Gift Cards

Getting cards with presents always seems kind of lame. Like, if the gift was cool, it really wouldn’t need a card, would it? The exception being these cards, which take the trite phrases found on most notecards and insert some…

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Flat Water Bottle

Flat Water Bottle

Water is awesome and having it around is almost always a good idea. That being said, a lot of the containers we use to carry water around are super awkward and clumsy. But if our water bottle is a flat…

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Hidden TV Wall Mount

Hidden TV Wall Mount

Honestly, the fact that this wall mount disguises the TV as a normal framed painting, while cool, is nowhere near enough to get a spot on our #BlackoutFriday Countdown. So why is it on here? When the TV is extended…

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On the Rocks Tumblers with Ice Ball Makers

On the Rocks Tumblers with Ice Ball Makers

There sure has been an ice revolution these past few years. We can’t get a cocktail that costs more than $10 without waiting an extra five minutes for someone to turn a solid cube of artisanal ice into a perfect…

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“Honest Boy” Pencil Sharpener

“Honest Boy” Pencil Sharpener

We’re still figuring out the rules on what we can and can’t say about the items on drunkMall. This particular pencil sharper places pleasant memories of poignant pillars of prepubescant pop culture puppe- Oh, maybe shouldn’t say that one word…

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Automatic Mah Jong Table

Automatic Mah Jong Table

We like to imagine that we know an elderly Chinese lady who would love us forever and ever if we got her a table that automatically shuffles and properly stacks the tiles for a game of Mah Jong between her…

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tile: Bluetooth Trackers

tile: Bluetooth Trackers

This! Tile is an app that works with a set of bluetooth trackers to find literally any of the things we’re always losing: keys, wallet, dog, anything that can be tagged with a Tile tracker! Here’s the kicker. If the…

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