Someone took time out of their day to sit down and draw a burrito lady with makeup and a tiara, wearing aluminum foil like a dress, with the caption, “I’m Burritoful.” That’s how art is made. We pretty much just randomly…
We’re throwing this post on the site just for our new friends in Australia, Lewis & Lowe. They found drunkMall, talked about us on their radio show, wrote a song about drunkMall (!!!) and sent us hundreds of new visitors.…
Hey, we don’t really know anything about sumo wrestling and we’re not going to try to fake it. But that doesn’t mean we can’t recognize classy furniture when we see it, which is exactly why this table is in our…
What’s your favorite shape? Did you say rectangle? If you did, it would make a lot of sense, considering you spend most of your waking life, including this very moment, staring at one kind of glowing rectangle or another. If you…
Got any idea how much money sushi chefs make? It’s a lot. Know why? Because creating sushi is an art form. And not, like, “I take neat pictures with my phone and put them on Instagram and have 100k followers” or “I…
Getting cards with presents always seems kind of lame. Like, if the gift was cool, it really wouldn’t need a card, would it? The exception being these cards, which take the trite phrases found on most notecards and insert some…
Water is awesome and having it around is almost always a good idea. That being said, a lot of the containers we use to carry water around are super awkward and clumsy. But if our water bottle is a flat…
Honestly, the fact that this wall mount disguises the TV as a normal framed painting, while cool, is nowhere near enough to get a spot on our #BlackoutFriday Countdown. So why is it on here? When the TV is extended…
There sure has been an ice revolution these past few years. We can’t get a cocktail that costs more than $10 without waiting an extra five minutes for someone to turn a solid cube of artisanal ice into a perfect…
We’re still figuring out the rules on what we can and can’t say about the items on drunkMall. This particular pencil sharper places pleasant memories of poignant pillars of prepubescant pop culture puppe- Oh, maybe shouldn’t say that one word…
We like to imagine that we know an elderly Chinese lady who would love us forever and ever if we got her a table that automatically shuffles and properly stacks the tiles for a game of Mah Jong between her…
This! Tile is an app that works with a set of bluetooth trackers to find literally any of the things we’re always losing: keys, wallet, dog, anything that can be tagged with a Tile tracker! Here’s the kicker. If the…