Bluetooth Earmuffs
Strangers are the worst. You could be walking down the street wearing a shirt that says "DON'T TALK TO ME" written in fresh blood and still some guy will think he's the one person that has something you need to…
Donut Hole Maker
Everything good in life comes from holes, if you think about it. Treasure? Holes. Orgasms? Holes. It's a miracle that donut holes are still called donut holes. Spheres are literally the opposite of holes and it's honestly unfair of us as…
Cupholder Mittens
File this one under #NEEDS, right? It's cold. You're drunk and maybe your hand's a little numb. You drop your beer. It's a tragic tale and one we've all lived a time or two but it's time to put…
Party Toilet Night Light
Now this is a product with wide-reaching appeal! From scared kids to nerdy teens to wasted party guests to blind senior citizens, humans at every stage of life can appreciate a motion-activated toilet bowl light. It isn’t just a nightlight…
Texting Gloves
Aw, yeah! Texting can be brutal in cold climates. Use any part of your body on a touchscreen and it works fine. (Any part. We checked. Yeah, we checked that part, too.) But just try texting while wearing your favorite…
Magic Wand Salt and Pepper Shakers
Spices are pretty magical, if you think about it. What spices can do to food is so intense that they were basically currency for most of civilized history. So, yeah, totally makes sense to put your salt and pepper in…
Reindeer Ice Scraper Mitten
Scraping ice off a windshield sucks on LEVELS! You’re almost guaranteed to cut your hand without even realizing it because it’s so cold your hand is numb. Then, the best part is getting back in the car and realizing that,…
100 Pairs of Dice
Pop Quiz: when do you need dice? If you said, “Five minutes after a wormhole opens inside the game closet and blasts random stuff, like all the dice, into nineteen other dimensions,” congratulations - that is the correct answer! You’ve won…
Fish Tank Herb Garden
We’ve noticed that people who drink a lot tend to dislike chores. Actually, let us put that in a different way. We drink a lot. We don’t like chores. Anything that cuts down on things we’re supposed to do every…
Bath and Shower Wine Holder
Last week, we learned about showerbeers for our Shower Beer Buddy giveaway. Now that we’ve had time to think about it, we realized that showerbeers aren’t so crazy because we’ve known about drinking wine in the bathtub for years and…
2016 Calendar of Dogs in Cars
We show a lot of love to cats on drunkMall but every dog has its day - 366 of them in 2016! (Yeah, it’s a Leap Year. Get ready for a lot of really great #content based on that little…
Thug Life Floral Tote
Listen, if y’all don’t know drunkMall is about that Thug Life by now? Then you must not be payin’ attention, beeeeyetch! I SAID BIIIII- Or maybe this is your first time here. You know what, it probably is. We shouldn’t…