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Unicorn Spit lubricant

Unicorn Spit Lube

Remember MTV Cribs? Just about every episode, when the celebrity showing off their house finally got to the bedroom, they'd almost always make the same joke: "This is where the magic happens..." We don't know what kind of "magic" was going…

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Unicorn Spit lubricant

Unicorn Spit lubricant

Good lube is hard to find. How often we’ve set out on that mythical quest to the drugstore, only to find that the well has run dry yet again - and it’s staying dry, too... But not this time! This…

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Bacon Flavored Lube

Bacon Flavored Lube

Bacon, bacon, bacon… Whenever bacon was invented was a truly great moment in the history of the world. Can you imagine what the person who discovered bacon must have been thinking? Hopefully that person and their family became rich because…

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