Swan Bath Lights
Bathtime. A relaxing time for self-care and perhaps some meditative self-reflection. Turn the lights down low, put on some relaxing music and just zen yourself out for a while. And if you'd like to have a friend or three with…
Janice in Accounting Mug
Of all the fucks in all the world, Janice in Accounting gives the least. Like, if it's possible for there to be a black hole of giving a fuck then that black hole exists in the form of a human…
Giant Pocky
Snacks are good so bigger snacks are more good. That's just science. Or physics. Or something... Who cares - snacks! Now if you haven't yet had yourself some Pocky in this lifetime, what are you waiting for? You only live…
GIVEAWAY: Edible Cake Candles
There really should be a law against putting inedible things that look delicious literally on top of and inside of edible things that are delicious. Yeah, we're talking about cake candles and it's been a problem for a while now.…
Baphomet Statue
Don't freak out. We're not trying to convert you to some pagan religion right now or anything. It's just a statue of Baphomet. You know, goth stuff! Everyone should go through a goth phase at least once in their life.…
Pushpin Sheep
Ewe know you can't resist this cleverly designed pushpin set! Keeping notes around is important. If you can't remember all the things you need to keep in mind then you might as well be counting sheep at your desk -…
Orangina Sour Gummies
The key word missing from the packaging of this candy is "sour." Or, who knows, maybe that's what some of those French words say. But we're letting you know right now, these little French candies are sour. Maybe not as…
Sloth Stripper Shower Curtain
How'd you like to have a fabulous stripper sloth waiting for you in the bathroom every day? Easily done with this shower curtain! A purplish-pink background sets the stage for this mildest of beasts to perform on the pole for…
EXCLUSIVE: Monsters Are Real
Stephen King once said, "Monsters are real." He said some more stuff after that. Monsters are real, though. If you can't take the word of the guy responsible for more nightmares than probably anyone else on earth, then perhaps you'd…
Charcoal Face Mask
Charcoal face masks are a huge trend right now. We can't really read the packaging on this one because we had to look for a charcoal face mask marketed to other countries, for obvious reasons. Oh, the reasons aren't obvious?…
Cat Hair Craft Book
Crazy cat ladyhood knows no boundaries. Right when you think you've gone as far into crazy cat lady world as possible, that's when you realize you could totally find a use for all of the cat hair hanging around your…
USS Enterprise Bottle Opener
Beam yourself up to the next galaxy of Star Trek fandom! This bottle opener is modeled after the NCC-1201 United Space Ship Enterprise from the original Star Trek television series. Trekkies everywhere are opening bottles with this church key style opener. You…