Seriously, what did you expect? You think some mythological creature that everyone spends their whole childhood freaking out over is just gonna be chill? No. When was the last time you were around a cat? Yeah, cats haven’t been worshipped…
Make it official between you and five of your besties! Each of you will get your own necklace with a pizza slice pendant. When held together, the slices form a whole pie! That’s amore! [If you like this post, you…
Pluto is a planet in our book, okay? Ok. Now that that’s out of the way, who wouldn’t want a set of drinking glasses that look like the planets in our solar system? Probably people who aren’t smart enough to…
So punny! This could be one of those things where an entrepreneur made a pun and then forced some unpaid intern to figure out a product they could brand with the name. Anyway, it is a pretty cool way to…
This is genius. We’re all about drugs at drunkMall - as long as they’re legal! And caffeine is legal as fuck. In fact, that should be caffeine’s new slogan - Caffeine: It’s Legal as Fuck! Anyway, what you’re looking at…
We’re not sure how it works but here is a totally functional backpack that somehow looks like it was cut out of a two-dimensional animation. Cartoon carry-on? Share this post!
Thanks to some science stuff this bookend appears to defy the laws of gravity to hold your books up! Superhuman Study Swag Too triumphant for you? Consider the moose skull bookends. Share this post!
Help keep your dog (or ridiculously drunk human friend) safe on late-night walks with a super-bright LED light collar! [Dog lovers should read drunkMall's Human's Best Friend gift guide for dogs and those who love them!] Share this post!
This tape dispenser is totes adorbs… The roll of tape goes inside the chameleon and when the tape is pulled out it looks like his long tongue! Ahahahaha… Whoo! Classic… So many people could use a lucky lizard. How about…
Lest any of y’all punks forget that we can like Hall & Oates and still be hard, feast ya hatin’ eyes on these intense sweatpants. All Tupac has to say to you is “R U still down?” Lounge around with…
McFly! You know what this hat is so we aren’t gonna waste any time talking about that. This replica is “one size fits all” with a velcro strap and of course the material changes colors and shimmers like in the…
Cutting off the circulation to one arm has long been the plight of the big spoon in every extended cuddle session - but no more! The Armadillow is thicker on one side - so the person at the back has…