Wireless Record Player
This gadget is a game changer for music lovers who buy and listen to records on vinyl. Rather than placing your records on a turntable to play them, this is a player that you set on top of a record…
Octopus Table
Add some aquatic flair to your home or office with this unique and extravagant octopus table! The octopus is one of the most intelligent creatures on the planet (are we totally sure they aren't aliens?) and this is one that…
Wine Glass Bottle Attachment
Finally there's a better way for everyone who knows they're gonna drink the entire bottle of wine! Don't even mess around with all that "pouring" nonsense... After the wine bottle is opened, all you have to do is pop this…
Vibrator Alarm Clock
How'd you like to wake up to an orgasm every morning? Starting the day with a "bang" is always on the menu for those of you living with a sexual partner but all the singles out there should be able to…
1.5 Pounds of Cereal Marshmallows
What a magical time to be alive! The best part of everyone's favorite marshmallow cereal is the marshmallows, duh. Thanks to the wonders of the Internet, you can now cut out the middleman and score some of those marshmallows all…
Gold Lollipops
There's gold in them suckers... *spit* More gold than anyone's seen in a sucker since the big strike back in '94, as far as anyone can tell. Okay, but seriously, yeah. These lollipops have gold in them. 24-karat gold leaf,…
Sleep Machine and Smart Alarm
This amazing device is actually a full sleep system, incorporating a sleep sound machine, sleep monitor and smart alarm in a tiny and minimalist setup. Look at that photo. See the little ball on the nightstand? That's the speaker where…
Cigarette Pillow
Make sure all smokers are aware of your home's smoking policy with this cigarette shaped throw pillow! Smoking cigarettes indoors destroys the value of a home. That smoke permeates the carpets and furniture and can even turn the walls and…
Wine Sippy Cup
Toddlers need sippy cups so they don't spill their grape juice everywhere. Drunk adults are a lot like toddlers, so guess what? Adult sippy cups! So you've graduated to wine (a.k.a. adult grape juice) and think you're pretty sophisticated, huh?…
Murder Scene Terrarium
This deceptive terrarium contains a miniature murder scene investigation! Any fan of "murder porn" television who also has a keen eye for interior design will derive a twisted sense of enjoyment from this piece. Themes of life and themes of…
Spin-A-Fuck Pin
When you know someone or something needs to be cussed out, it's not always easy to figure out exactly who or what it is that would make you feel best to unload a string of expletives at, so... Leave it…
Dana Scully Action Figure
The only thing strange going on around here is how did we not know about this Dana Scully action figure until right now? If X-Files came out in '93, then that's like 24 years of being unaware that the most…