Rotating Pizza Oven
Never again shall mankind suffer the fate of burnt crust and a frozen middle! Give this bad boy a place on your countertop and your pizza game will be forever changed! Also works really well with other types of food…
Giant Carabiner
#LifeHack: if you get one of these giant carabiners and leave it in the trunk of your car then you can pretty much always get all of your groceries in one trip by hooking it through all of the plastic…
Viking Drinking Horn
It doesn’t get much more awesome than drinking mead out of of your real ox-horn drinking vessel. There's just something about doing a thing the way people a thousand years ago did that thing. It's amazing, if you think about…
USB Wall Charger/Spy Cam
Trying to catch someone handling some shady business on the phone? If only there was a way to see what’s draining their battery so fast! Or, actually, it makes more sense to use this to make sure nobody is trying…
Game of Thrones Wax Seal Coasters
Show allegiance to your liege lord while resting the finest of Dornish wines or a good Northern ale on these official Game of Thrones coasters! Sometimes the only good thing about a week is that it's over and now we're…
Cereal Marshmallows
This is basically a bag of just the marshmallows from those cereals you know and love. What more do you need? What more could you even want? This is pure craziness. Think about it. There's a thing that has some whatever…
Boo-Boos Gross-Out Bandages
These gross-out adhesive bandages provide all the benefits of regular adhesive bandages, while making things look much, much worse than they are! There are several varieties and some of them are truly horrible to look at. Ulcerous lesions and... ugh,…
American Flag Jumpsuit/Onesie
Now this is how to freedom! Clad yourself in the symbol of America, the stars and stripes of our very own flag. Not only is this onesie super patriotic, it is very soft and comfortable, which makes for perfect pajamas.…
Donald Trump Pinata
Everyone who wants to take a swing get in line! Okay, whoa… We didn’t know there would be so many of you. Wow. Geez, um, okay we’re gonna have to do this like the DMV. Take a number and go…
Sriracha Smartphone Case
Get one of these sriracha smartphone cases before the hipsters find out about it! Really though, this is one of the greatest phone cases we’ve ever seen. You can’t have enough sriracha swag to satisfy us! Available for iPhone and…
Bearded Ski Goggles
Technically, this is a ski mask - but there’s no reason Canadians can’t wear it every day! Perfect for hitting the slopes but also may work to get in on the current beard craze without spending months in the “grow”…
12 Pack of Surge Cola
‘90s kids remember fueling all-night gaming sessions with Surge - and now it’s back! Oh, happy happy joy joy! Call up the old gang and figure out who's hosting the LAN party! We hear it makes a damn good…