Never Soggy, Always Crunchy cereal bowl
Welp, looks like we’re going to be buying way more cereal to make up for all of the soggy bullshit we ate as kids because nobody was smart enough to invent this… This bowl is so simple and awesome! There’s…
Spin the Shot drinking game
Does anyone really need the rules of this game explained to them? Ok, you put your “beverage of choice” in a small container, commonly known as a “shot glass.” Then you put the shot glass inside the Spin the Shot. Then you…
The Godzilla Collection, Volumes 1 and 2
There used to be at least one good Godzilla movie marathon a year on TV when we were kids. If you never watched one, you have no idea what you’re missing. Godzilla movies follow a very simple formula and it’s…
Netflix and Chill condoms
Are there any babies named Netflix Chill Smith, yet? Probably… Look, everyone knows what “Netflix & Chill” means by now, right? If not, this product should give you a clue. (Hint: it means sex.) Getting to first base should be no…
Mini Sriracha to Go Keychain Bottles
Never suffer through a bland meal again! Take 1.6 ounces of sriracha with you wherever you go in a flip-top leak proof bottle on your keychain! Not only are the bottles officially licensed by Huy Fong Foods and made with…
Bacon-Flavored Lip Balm
When it comes to novelty bacon items, it can go two ways: really good or really bad… Either this lip balm tastes and smells exactly like delicious bacon, causing you to look forward to waking up every morning and slathering…
$1 Dollar “F*ck You” Phone Call
Everybody knows somebody who needs to be cussed out. But not everyone is in a position to be able to do it themselves because they could lose their job, for instance. So what’s the solution? Get drunk and do it…
Extra EXTRA Large Memory Foam “Bean” Bag
Bean bags used to be one of those things that seemed really cool and fun until you actually had one and it died a slow, pitiful death while leaking little white pellets all over the place… This “bean” bag is like…
USB Mixtape gift set
This is so cool! If you’ve never made an actual mixtape (or CD) for another person, you have no idea how special that gift can be for someone to receive. Making playlists for people just isn’t the same. The problem…
Horror Movie Survival Guide
Let’s get one thing straight: this is a cool idea for a book and it’s no doubt very educating and entertaining and full of meta humor. That being said, reading this book is by no means a license to talk…
Paleo Sex Positions and Recipes
Eat & F**k Like a Caveman (or Cavewoman) with this handy little guidebook! Break out of eating the same old things with some new recipes that fit your Crossfit eating plan, then put all of that extra protein to good…
Sushi Rolls Sweater
Fresh sushi is the best and this sushi roll sweater is fresher than all the rest! The high-res photo is 3D printed onto the cotton material for a realistic look and finish! [If you'd wear this then you MUST SEE drunkMall's…