1980s Candy Crate
Candy Crate hunts down candies to fit a theme, puts them all in a convenient package and then makes them available to anyone with a sweet tooth and an appreciation for themed treats. Their collections of candy that were popular…
Cherry Flavored Ghost Pepper Powder
Hands up if you used to eat Pixy Stix when you were a kid. Okay, everyone who had a good childhood and parents who loved them can put their hand back down now. Life was simpler then, with simpler pleasures.…
EXCLUSIVE: For Sriracha Lovers Only
Condiments are like a life insurance policy on any meal. Whether you effed up another cooking attempt at home or just paid too many dollars for a lackluster burger, chances are good that there's a bottle of something or other…
EXCLUSIVE: The Weird and Wild World of Sex Toys!
Ladies aaaaand Gentlemen! Step right up, right this way --- to your very own treasure chest of personal pleasures! This week we're transforming a small corner of drunkMall into a one-of-a-kind sex shop experience. Maybe you've visited the local lion's den…
4 Pounds of Tootsie Pops
Do kids even know about Tootsie Pops anymore? A lot of you reading this may never have even seen one of the "how many licks" commercials before! Here's a YouTube link for those of you who haven't seen it. Yeah,…
Coffee Gummy Cubes
Caffeine is maybe the most socially acceptable addiction. Which is great because caffeine is amazing and the fact that so many people use it and it's legal and all of that means we get to enjoy fantastic innovations in the…
12 Pack of Tic Tac
There's "not terrible" breath and then there's Tic Tac breath. The difference is huge and noticeable. If it's so easy to have Tic Tac breath then why would you ever settle for "not terrible" breath? You're better than that. You…
Bourbon Lollipops
Bourbon is so delicious that someone went and made lollipops that taste like it! Keep these suckers away from the kids, though. They're non-alcoholic but think about it - do you really want to get a child hooked on the…
Classic Candy Flavors Lip Balm
Yo, sweet lips! People say lip balm is an addiction and they say that about the boring stuff... So please be careful with these flavors because they're some of the tastiest and most iconic flavors in existence, ones most of…
Bacon and Potato Chips Chocolate Bar
A chocolate bar with bits of bacon and potato chips inside it? If it sounds weird... Well, it kind of is weird but you shouldn't let that stop you because sometimes weird food is really good! And it really isn't…
150 Sticks of Cinnamon Roll Flavor Gum
Curiosity is a strange thing. Some people have no curiosity in life. That's obviously a terribly boring existence and who would want to go through life with zero trace of the wondering mind we say is so magical when we…
EXCLUSIVE: 4th of July: Let Your Freedom Flag Fly!
Trigger Warning: Patriotism Levels are at an all-time high in this post! On July 4th, America will celebrate the 240th anniversary of The Declaration of Independence a.k.a. the birth of the greatest nation in existence, The United States of America. Are…