Cap Catching Bottle Opener
Stop popping bottles and just letting the caps fall all over the place! That shit is sloppy. You're better than that, kids. Your house is your temple. Keep it clean. This bottle opener - spoiler alert - removes the caps…
Guinness Slippers
Stay warm through the winter with a nice pint of Guinness... on each one of your feet! Even though Betty the Intern has an Irish uncle who swears soaking his feet in warm Guinness is great for his eczema (disclaimer:…
One-Handed Bottle Opener
What a neat bottle opener! The little magnet in the top keeps the whole unit locked in place so you only need to push up on the lever to pop the cap on that beer (or soda) bottle. When not in…
Upside Down Beer Glass
Drinking beer from a normal glass is so boring! Do it upside down! Get weird! The Upside-Down Wine Glass was such a hit the other week that we started wondering what other sort of topsy-turvy drinking vessels might be out…
Mini Beer Pong
Big things come in small packages! This teensy tiny beer pong game provides a disproportionately large amount of fun! Hang on, hang on - don't start trying to hunt down miniature ping pong balls. That's now how this works. Everything…
Chewbacca Stein
Have you ever wondered what types of alcohol every Star Wars character would drink? No? Just us? Well, fine, but we've always imagined that Chewbacca would be a beer drinker. He's so big and hairy, like a biker or something. It's…
Super Long Beer Bong
You know how in party movies there's usually a scene with someone drinking a beer bong that has such a long hose there's a person standing on a roof with the funnel and the person drinking the beer bong is…
Cock Lover Beer Cozy
Who loves the cock? That's right - everyone loves the cock. Okay, we really should have called this a Cock Liker cozy - because it says "I LIKE" above a picture of a rooster - but be real for a…
EXCLUSIVE: Back to School Gift Guide
This is the most bullshit time of the year for a lot of people because it's when they return to college, where they're going into debt to learn shit they could look up on the Internet for free so they can have…
40oz. Brown Bag Beer Koozie
So you've come up in the world since your days of hanging around the basketball courts brown baggin' a 40. You made it out of the streets. You did some school, got a job. Shit, now you've got enough spare…
EXCLUSIVE: Pinstravaganza!
There's something of a pin renaissance happening right now and it's totally rad! For creative people out here hoping to make a buck off their work, it's all about getting your work seen. What better way to do that than…
Bottle Opener Kitchen Scissors
You know how it is. You're in the kitchen, slicing up some meats and it suddenly occurs to you that you've not yet had a beer. While that beer may not be a part of any recipe and it obviously…