At drunkMall, we call this game “Get Drunk, Let Your Mouth Say Something Crazy and Try Convincing Yourself and Everyone Else That You Believe It.” Honestly, “Devil’s Advocate” has a much better ring to it. You’ll need more than poker…
The hidden flasks are always a hit here on drunkMall, so today we’ve got one for you that’s disguised as a hairbrush. The flask holds 6 oz. of whatever you want inside of a totally real paddle brush. There’s a…
Always be prepared to handle your business with “The Cat” Self Defense keychain. Made from strong and durable polymer, this is one tough kitty! Available in Pink, Black and Purple, the cute cat design will look less menacing in social situations…
No, this box doesn’t contain a magic mushroom that will make you grow taller but once it’s in your possession you can put whatever you want in it! 2″ on each side, this little cube is a replication of the…
Eat & F**k Like a Caveman (or Cavewoman) with this handy little guidebook! Break out of eating the same old things with some new recipes that fit your Crossfit eating plan, then put all of that extra protein to good…
Everyone loves alcohol and everyone loves desserts - the combination is even more tasty! From the inventor of the first-ever cupcake shot, Automn Skoczen, Tipsy Treats is the cookbook you want for alcohol-infused cupcake, marshmallow, martini gel and popsicle recipes!…
Fresh sushi is the best and this sushi roll sweater is fresher than all the rest! The high-res photo is 3D printed onto the cotton material for a realistic look and finish! [If you'd wear this then you MUST SEE drunkMall's…
There will be no question who the life of the party is when you walk in wearing this jaguar print suit. Like all suits made by Opposuits, this is not just a costume but an actual, high-quality suit. The outside…
We’re gonna start getting back into shape tomorrow, right? But going to the gym is so awful: it’s far, everyone else knows what they’re doing and all the dudes are… weird. Solution? Have this Schwinn Elliptical Machine delivered to your…
These days you have to keep track of what pocket your keys are in or you risk scratching your smartphone screen. Once again, it turns out the old way of doing things was probably the better way. (Shutup, hipsters.) This…
Bill Murray is the man. Everyone on the internet knows it. This may be the single greatest shower curtain of all time. Featuring Bill Murray, in the style of an oil painting, dressed kinda like Napoleon - this is a…
Love popping bubble wrap? Of course you do - everybody does! This is a 4 foot tall calendar poster overlaid with heavy-weight bubble wrap so you can pop a big bubble every day. There are even some extra bubbles in…