Obscene Ashtray
Wow! Right? Oh, you'd better believe there's a market for this type of merchandise and there has been for a W-H-I-L-E now... Basically every porn producer in The '70s had an ashtray like this in their office... their house... the…
Crotchless Leggings
This is how you know the yoga pants craze has gotten fully out of control. Actually, it's probably a pretty strong indicator of any marketable trend reaching critical mass when product makers are sitting around thinking things like, "Okay, we've…
Japanese Erotica Coloring Book
Get some sexy inspiration from coloring time with the Japanese Erotica coloring book! There's a rich history of erotica in Japanese painting and this coloring book takes its cues from that tradition. Grab some crayons, maybe grab a coloring partner and…
Vibrator Alarm Clock
How'd you like to wake up to an orgasm every morning? Starting the day with a "bang" is always on the menu for those of you living with a sexual partner but all the singles out there should be able to…
Reindeer Mankini
Hey, fellas... Any of you out here trying to freeze your ass (and damn near everything else off) this Christmas season? Say no more. Let Rudolph deliver that last gift in this stylish mankini! The mankini is what the speedo-into-suspenders…
Tenacious D Cum Towel
Possibly the greatest piece of music merchandise ever made and we should expect nothing less from Tenacious D, the self-proclaimed best rock band in the world. Featuring a cute pastel colored cartoon of such magical things as butterflies, a rainbow,…
Hot Dudes Reading Photo Book
Okay, so, you know how you'll go to the coffee shop sometimes and there'll be a guy there, sitting by himself and reading a book and you can't decide if he's got an audition coming up for a part where…
Testicular Tea Bag
Tired of everyone assuming you aren't tough because you drink tea instead of coffee? Put some balls in your cup! It's the Testicle Teabag, y'all! Take that tired metal tea ball infuser you've been using and throw that shit in…
The Dong Bong
It's so good once it hits your lips! Take a knee and get ready for the sexiest beer bong of your life because it's The Dong Bong, baby! Yup, it's a beer bong with a big, fake cock on the…
Living the Dream Shower Curtain
Get your mind right every morning with a reminder of that good life! Maybe you're already living it, maybe not. But if you think about what it takes to really be happy, well, it ain't much. Good food, good fun,…
Fart Filtering Panties
Now, girls don't fart, of course. Everyone knows that. But if they did fart, then wouldn't it be great if their dirty kimchi tofu ramen noodle ass-plosions never made so much as a whiff of stink? Again, we know girls don't…
Versatile Vibrator
The sex toy innovation keeps coming and coming! As far as vibrators are concerned, a person usually owns zero vibrators, one vibrator or there's an entire drawer in their house that you'd be embarrassed to open. That's because there are…