Before we talk about Handicorn, everyone knows Rule #34, right? We didn’t check - but there’s just no way it doesn’t apply here, so consider yourselves warned. Ok! Handicorn! Handicorn is a 4-piece set of finger attachments to magically transform…
The creator of this shirt emailed us to ask if we like it enough to put it on drunkMall - and of course we do! It’s a dinosaur with sunglasses! The designer is Fossilized Fashions and they have several other…
This seemed like a funny thing to put up but, honestly, now that we’re supposed to write this post and actually imaging what it would be like to eat food with cum in it… It’s triggering a gag reflex… But…
When it comes to novelty bacon items, it can go two ways: really good or really bad… Either this lip balm tastes and smells exactly like delicious bacon, causing you to look forward to waking up every morning and slathering…
Everybody knows somebody who needs to be cussed out. But not everyone is in a position to be able to do it themselves because they could lose their job, for instance. So what’s the solution? Get drunk and do it…
This looks like something that’s probably like a whole thing and we just don’t know about it yet but as soon as we saw these sushi cats we knew they were drunkMall material. There appear to be six varieties of…
Perfect for Halloween parties or your new gore-themed dining room, this is a bloody fantastic tablecloth! 54″ by 108″ means it’ll cover pretty much any dining surface you need it to and if it’s more than you need you can…
“Pavlok (a Behavioral Technologies Group product) is a wearable device that helps you break any bad habit. Pavlok combines proven behavioral training techniques, innovative “zaptic” hardware, and tracking software to help you kick habits like smoking, nail biting, eating sugar,…
You read that correctly! Apparently, there are some over-achievers in this world who need a little help on the path to unlocking their full potential. That’s right, we’re talking about competitors in a championship sausage eating contests. Now, it’s against…
If you’re gonna be one of those kids walking around with a tiny backpack, it should be this one. With padded leather straps, it’s beautiful and high quality! The pepperoni in the graphic glistens... [If you like this post, you…
drunkMall has a “no questions asked” policy. If you need a cattle prod, hey, we just want to show you a cool cattle prod that we found. That’s your business. Amazon buyers like to ask a lot of questions before they…
So wrong, yet so funny. Probably the quickest way to let someone know what kind of person you are, too! Right on your keychain, which is why drunkMall loves keychains! This keychain is made by Choy Boy Designs and they have…