Congratulations! You played yourself, yet again. It's the morning after. You're pretty sure you had an amazing time last night but you don't really remember. Let's hope it was an epic evening because your body is paying full retail price for it today...…
There's a small part in all of us that hopes the best villains will win. Not all villains - only the best ones. And it's not like if we really lived in Gotham or Sherlock's London we'd actually be hoping…
April Fool's is DONE, son! Finally, the real professionals of pranking can get back to our regularly scheduled program of pulling the rug out from others on the 364 days a year they aren't expecting it. It's so much sweeter!…
There are two categories of drinking game: games you play while casually drinking and games that serve no other purpose than to provide an excuse for getting extremely and embarrassingly drunk. Each type has its place and this gift guide covers the best of…
For some people it's the one day of the year you have to go to church. For other people it's just another holiday that someone was stupid enough to decide should be on the weekend and now we don't even…
The Saint Patrick's Day Pub Crawl is a time-honored tradition, where legends are born and the unworthy fall to the wayside. No one should go it alone. A strong team is always recommended. But even then, even with the most…
Spring Break is... Well, it's whenever it is. Different schools do it at different times. Whatever. We pretty much have to do a big Spring Break post, so here it is! If you already had your Spring Break by the…
drunkMall is a humor website and, let's be honest, there is an unprecedented level of comedy in the 2016 American Presidential Election. Like, if you haven't been watching the GOP Debates, you're missing some of the best television of the…
It's Saturday night and everybody's got the fever! Dancing Fever? No... No, that's dangerous at this level of wine intake... Cat Scratch Fever?! Mmmm... Let's not go with the thing that calls to mind serious infection and allegedly racist rockstars...…
It's important to make a good first impression. Studies regularly show that people will begin deciding "who you are" before they've ever spoken a word to you. Therefore, one's appearance can be thought of as the first layer of a personality.…
The last thing anyone wants to do is attend another fake ass party. Dance floor empty, every dude hanging out with other dudes while the girls take group selfies for Snapchat and shit. Don't go out like that. Ever. Now, we…
So you were hip deep in your third run through of Making a Murder (because there has to be something someone missed in there somewhere) and you didn't even realize a king hell blizzard came to town and the whole city…