We need more technological clothing like this. At least until we're all walking around with android body implants and stuff, which could take another 100 years, it only makes sense to use the resources currently at our disposal. And it doesn't…
An extremely durable phone charger cable that also serves as a convenient stand for hands-free reading and watching? Are you serious? Is this even real life right now? Every phone should ship with these cables because the ones they send…
Please don't run away in terror from your computer screen. Yes, it's disturbing. Oddly familiar but somehow wrong. Like browsing a bookstore while on vacation in a foreign country. You look away from the shelves in time to glimpse a face you're…
There are two kinds of people in the world: people with cracked phone screens and people with non-cracked phone screens. Now think about the people you know with cracked phone screens. (Maybe you're one of these people.) Would you say these folks generally…
A small strap that attaches to the back of a phone to make it easy to hold with one hand? Uh, yes, please! Honestly, why don't phones ship with these installed already? Oh, because everyone's obsessed with being able to…
Unlock doors using a smartphone! Here at drunkMall, we're always saying how important it is to not leave home with car keys while intending to drink. The only keys a drunk person should have in their possession are the keys necessary to…
Cool your canned or bottled beverages down to ice cold temperatures in just a minute with this rapid cooling device! Everyone knows that trick where you take a warm drink and roll it back and forth over some ice to…
The Joker is one of the greatest villains in the history of fiction and a big part of the reason why is that it's always nothing more than a matter of time before he returns to wreak havoc on everything…
Praise Odin! Someone has finally given metalheads a seat at the emoji table by creating this third-party iOS keyboard with over 175 brand-new emojis. You've got longhaired hessian characters, whiskey bottles, middle fingers, bloody swords. Shit, they even gave you…
Bring home the fun of Golden Tee arcade games with this awesome standalone gaming unit! With the same "roll ball" technology and button controls used on the arcade cabinets, the home unit hooks up directly to the television via A/V…
A warm, freshly made tortilla is everything that's right with the world. If you're looking for the best Mexican food in any town, finding a place that has its own tortilla machine is a great place to start. (Look for…
If time flies when you're having fun, what does time do when you aren't having fun? Does it grow moss? Maybe that's what the creator of this wild (Pun, as always, intended.) clock had in mind when designing this rather marvelous…