Summer is coming on fast! It's the season of backyard cookouts - with the grill going all day, cold beers getting crushed and casual (low effort) games of sport - but it's also the season of patriotism. You've got Independence…
Another title for this book could have been How to Not Die in the Woods. Hell, we could have written that book ourselves. It would've been very short, though. One sentence, in fact: Don't go in the woods. But…
Serious question: is there a person whose job at the pool float factory is to test out the new pool floats? Because that has got to be the best job in the history of capitalism. Laying around in a pool,…
Last week was the federal income tax filing deadline for 2016 (if you didn't know - surprise!), which means many of us are looking forward to that sweet, sweet refund check. Now, yeah, you could deposit that check into a savings…
People make the bacon in many different ways! Some folks got jobs, some folks start businesses and, believe it or not, some people are professional gamblers. You probably won't find any of those pro card sharks using a set of…
It's tragic but Nintendo hasn't manufactured the original NES since 1995. At best, your official NES and accessories are 20 years old and that's a scary thought for those of us still addicted to those classic games. Every time we have…
April Fool's is DONE, son! Finally, the real professionals of pranking can get back to our regularly scheduled program of pulling the rug out from others on the 364 days a year they aren't expecting it. It's so much sweeter!…
Looking for something to do while waiting for the new season of Game of Thrones to start? News Flash: you're gonna need something to do after it starts, too, because that weekly wait between episodes is just as bad, brothers…
Oh, Japan. What will they think of next. Has anyone else seen this insane Godzilla toy? You'd think it would be illegal to give a lung-powered flamethrower to children but, as it says right on the packaging, there are apparently…
It's not like there was anything wrong with the way slingshots have been designed since forever. They're slingshots. They've been helping target shooters and juvenile delinquents achieve their goals for decades and doing it well. One area where slingshots fail is…
Waste a warm day away, floating on a slice of pizza perfection at the pool! Old school pool floats with a rectangular body are ridiculous. The shape makes them way too difficult to get on top of and way too…
There are two categories of drinking game: games you play while casually drinking and games that serve no other purpose than to provide an excuse for getting extremely and embarrassingly drunk. Each type has its place and this gift guide covers the best of…