Santa’s Spacebag
It’s the Christmas stocking with the stuffer we all really want: booze! You’ve seen it on your Facebook and Instagram for weeks. It’s totally real. But it’s also totally sold out. If you don’t want to pay scalper prices, probably…
The Michigan Mitten
The Michigan Mitten is actually a pair of mittens, one of which has been sewn into a convenient beer holder (complete with fabric on the bottom) that makes it just about impossible to drop your beer. Like, you don’t even…
The Hanson Brothers now brew their own beer. It is called Mmmhops.
We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to bring you this breaking news! Or, well, not so much “breaking” as it happened three months before drunkMall was a website, we’re just now finding out about it and OH BOY are we excited!…
Optical Illusion Coffee Cup LED Lamp
Everyone loves a good optical illusion, right? Here’s an oldie but a goodie - the fake waterfall effect - with a caffeinated spin. The LED lamp head is covered with a coffee cup, so the stand looks like coffee is…
Skeleton Pirate Bottle Holder
Man, that skeleton pirate knows how to party… While he’s happiest with wine and spiced rum, Skully here can hold most normally shaped bottles of booze, which is good because keeping a bottle around long enough for a bottle holder…
Mortal Kombat Johnny Cage Mug
Kids these days will never know what it was like to go to an arcade with a pocketful of quarters and spend hours whipping your friends’ asses on the Mortal Kombat machine. Parents had no idea what kind of bloodthirsty…
The Knockout: Beer Bong and One-Hitter
We used to have a beer bottle attachment that worked the same as the beer bong part of this and it was danger. While it was a lot of fun winning bets in biker bars over who could drink a…
Fruit-Infused Water Bottles
Remember a few months ago when Trader Joe’s got busted trying to sell asparagus water to all of our yoga instructors? Yeah, that was hilarious. If they’d just stocked the shelves with these bottles that let you infuse water with…
“The Brown Bag” 40 oz. Koozie
Oh, shit, finally! Koozies always seemed kind of dumb to us because, like, drink your damn beer instead of holding on to it and the thing won’t get warm because there’s, what, five actual mouthfuls in a bottle? Sheesh! But…
Anti-Roll Fridge Mat
Listen, you’ve got to stay organized in life, especially if you’re trying to cut loose every now and then. Minimizing risk, that’s what we’re all about on this drunk shopping website! Earlier in the year, we found some ridiculously awesome magnets…
“Hand of the King” Bottle Opener
What’s the saying? The King sips and The Hand opens bottles? Something like that… Aside from being inspired by probably the best television show of our times, the thing we really like about this bottle opener is that, at over…
Brewsees: Sunglasses with Built-In Bottle Openers
Maybe you’ve seen cheap pairs of novelty sunglasses that have a beer bottle opener on the arms - they were not Brewsees! Brewsees’ shades are the real deal - polarized lenses, 100% UV 400 protection, sturdy construction with a lifetime warranty…