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Intense Sphynx Cat Mask

Intense Sphynx Cat Mask

Did Egyptians really worship cats? We have no idea. But if their cats looked half as intense as this cat mask, then it would be totally understandable. This thing is downright intimidating. Imagine if you saw a 6 foot tall Sphynx…

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App Connected Treat Dispenser

App Connected Treat Dispenser

Treat your favorite dog(s) in the world to a special treat, anywhere in the world you can pick up a wireless signal! Petzi is a small box unit that's easily mounted on a wall in your home. Plug it into an…

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Cozy Pet Cave

Cozy Pet Cave

If you order this then you should also look for a sign that says "CORNER OF ADORABLENESS" to hang over the corner where this pet cave lives because it's so freaking cute! Everyone who got their pet back when it…

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Pikachu Onesie

Pikachu Onesie

Choose warmth this winter with a Pikachu onesie! When temperatures get low, your first thought might be how nice it would be to snuggle up to a Snorlax or capture a Charizard to hang out in the living room and…

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Cute Animal Sticky Notes

Cute Animal Sticky Notes

This is absolutely genius. Because if you think about it, you'll realize that sticky notes are almost exclusively used to tell people what to do. Just about every single time you're looking at a sticky note, it's because some other…

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Chocolate Cat Tongues

Chocolate Cat Tongues

Katzenzungen is German for "cat tongue," which is a very popular chocolate treat all over Europe and South America. As usual, Americans weren't invited to the party when it comes to awesome candies and desserts. But that's fine because now…

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Cat Lady Action Figure

Cat Lady Action Figure

Spiderman doesn't do it for you? Can't relate to Supergirl? Perhaps your superheroes need to be a little less super! The crazy cat lady action figure is just what it sounds like it would be. A plastic figurine with positionable…

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Octopus Table

Octopus Table

Add some aquatic flair to your home or office with this unique and extravagant octopus table! The octopus is one of the most intelligent creatures on the planet (are we totally sure they aren't aliens?) and this is one that…

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Christmas Cash Spending Bash

EXCLUSIVE: Christmas Cash Spending Bash

Okay, people, this is what we play for! As of right now it is Christmas mutha flippin' Eve and that means we're well on the inside of 24 hours until the annual ritual of reaping many gifts and rewards for…

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Reindeer Mankini

Reindeer Mankini

Hey, fellas... Any of you out here trying to freeze your ass (and damn near everything else off) this Christmas season? Say no more. Let Rudolph deliver that last gift in this stylish mankini! The mankini is what the speedo-into-suspenders…

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2017 Dragon Sex Calendar

2017 Dragon Sex Calendar

Who's ready for 2017? There's been a lot of talk recently about how "bad" of a year this 2016 has been. Lots of famous people died, politics divided Americans in extreme ways and someone, somewhere, walked in on their parents…

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Cat Butthole Tissue Holder

Cat Butthole Tissue Holder

What's with all the cat butthole products lately? You people are getting worse by the day... Anyway, here we go. This, as you are no doubt aware by now, is a tissue box holder that achieves the effect of tissues…

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