Coaster Cactus
It's a cactus made out of coasters! When you need a coaster, all you gotta do is take one off the cactus! Let's recap. It's better than a real cactus because it's not covered in painful spikes and you can't…
Ice Cream Sandwich Pillow
What's cooler than the other side of the pillow? It's the Ice Cream Sandwich Pillow! It's a rectangular pillow that looks like an ice cream sandwich! What's not to love about it? Made of 100% polyester, the ice cream sandwich…
Easy Microwave Cleaner
Who's got a microwave that would embarrass your mother if she came over for a surprise visit? It's okay, we get it. Things like that have a way of slipping out of control a little bit at a time and…
Cheese Gun
How many times have you been using a hot glue gun and thought, Damn, I wish this was cheese instead of glue coming out of this thing? Well, if the number of times that's happened to you is more than…
Counter Spill Cutting Board
Normally this scene is that last thing you'd want to see waiting for you in the kitchen when it's time to get dinner ready. But don't worry, it's just an ironic cutting board! That dripping effect is more than just…
Atari Flashback Gaming System
The Atari Flashback is a trip back in time to the late 70s, when 8-bit graphics were enough to blow everyone's mind and gaming was in a post-Pong golden age! That Atari 2600 machine was all any kid wanted to…
Serial Killer Card Game
Game night might never be the same after this... Notorious Serial Killers is a deck of cards that are kind of like baseball cards but, instead of professional athletes, each card is dedicated to a multiple murderer and features relevant…
Plush Squirrel
Squirrels are so cute. They're total assholes, for sure. But they're cute. Some people out there have managed to make loving house pets out of exceptionally friendly squirrels but that's a difficult task and not recommended. So if you just…
Tea Making Alarm Clock
Save time and energy at the start of your day with this combination tea maker and alarm clock! It actually makes the tea for you automatically! Ready for the best part? Okay, the machine boils water and dispenses it into the…
iRoller Screen Cleaner
How gross is your phone screen right now? You know what, don't answer that. We've all got the same issues. Everyone's phone screen is smudged to oblivion, we get it. It's only to be expected, since the entire purpose of…
Crime Scene Scarf
No one can say they weren't warned when you're wearing this scarf the looks like yellow crime scene tape! There's probably some half-smart Marilyn Monroe or Jack Kerouac quote we could use here but everyone knows that crazy people are…
Spock Koozie
Set phasers to fun! Sitting around the house, strolling around your favorite convention, even cruising at warp speed through the final frontiers of space - enjoy your favorite adult or non-adult canned beverages in stylish koozie paying tribute to Mr. Spock of…