Awww, look at the pretty little kitty… Much like the Burning Man Galaxy yoga pants, this pair of leggings will tell everyone else way more about you than they probably ever care to know. These yoga pants are actually terrifying…
That cat looks awfully familiar but we don’t want to get anyone in to any trouble… The design of this shirt confirms a suspicion we’ve long held, which is that cats are murderous psychopaths and would kill us all if…
Hellooooooooo Kitty! According to The Velvet Lily, this is one of their most popular tailpipe stoppers and we don’t doubt it! You would think that a cat themed sex toy would be designed for the other side though because -…
Sometimes people act like animals are uncivilized and dumb but, like, what do you expect, bro? They can’t go out and get fitted for a suit - they don’t have thumbs! Help your little dude or dudette class the place…
Just when you thought it was safe to forget about parody t-shirts of ‘70s blockbuster films… It’s PAWS, the t-shirt! This adorable kitten take on the iconic JAWS movie poster should make for an easy icebreaker no matter where you wear…
This looks like something that’s probably like a whole thing and we just don’t know about it yet but as soon as we saw these sushi cats we knew they were drunkMall material. There appear to be six varieties of…
Always be prepared to handle your business with “The Cat” Self Defense keychain. Made from strong and durable polymer, this is one tough kitty! Available in Pink, Black and Purple, the cute cat design will look less menacing in social situations…
You’re probably beginning to notice some trends in the things we post at drunkMall. This post features many things we like: cats, candles, death… If you can’t tell, this candle starts off as a nice pink (or several other colors)…
You’re hardcore and everybody knows that. But who’s out there letting the world know how metal your feline life companion is? That’s your job, bro! [If you like this then you should take a look at drunkMall's Caturday Night Fever Gift…
Too cute! Cats and Mexican food, what else is there in life? While we wouldn't actually eat a cat-filled burrito, the idea of one is pretty damn adorable. Like when you see a baby and start saying things like, "Oh, I…
These little wooden cats might not seem very special but we have three words for you: Reverse Cat Jenga! All the cats shown in this photo aren’t in one set but if there’s one thing we know about cat ladies…