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Roll-On Sticky Notes

Roll-On Sticky Notes

Post-it notes are handy and everything but sometimes they don’t give you enough room for the note you want to leave. And then you’re supposed to what? Leave two post-it notes? That is sociopathic behavior and totally unacceptable. That’s why…

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Pikachu hoodie

Pikachu hoodie

this + a pair of yellow sweatpants = super easy Halloween costume Really, though, this hoodie is the only reason we can imagine that color of yellow being acceptable in an item of clothing. If this hoodie didn’t have the…

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David Lynch Master’s Degree in Film

David Lynch Master’s Degree in Film

This is not a joke. You can learn how to make movies from the guy who created some of the most confusing films ever made! (That’s how you know if art is good, right?) The Maharishi University of Management has…

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DIY Bacon Bowls

DIY Bacon Bowls

Bowls are cool but they’re never made out of bacon and sometimes they should be! Someone finally figured out how big of a deal this is and made this product to help you cook bacon into a little bowl, which you…

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Humping People Wall Outlet Decals

Humping People Wall Outlet Decals

Turn boring electrical outlets into a mindlessly rutting couple for good with these decals! Who was the person who looked at their wall and saw this image? We don’t know! Make sure you apply them correctly and you’ll have hilarious…

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Cheeseburger Ball Gag: The Silencing Slider

Cheeseburger Ball Gag: The Silencing Slider

Here’s a lovely creation from Gorge Ohwell: It’s a ball gag that looks like a cheeseburger! They call it The Silencing Slider and it’s made of soft, non-toxic, food grade silicone. Don’t worry, it doesn’t smell or taste like a…

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Rude Hand Gestures of the World handbook

Rude Hand Gestures of the World handbook

Language barriers can be very annoying. Sometimes you need to tell someone to go have sex with toilet but you have no idea how to say it in words they’ll understand - so forget about using words! Here’s a handy…

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Automatic Miniature Donut Making Machine

Automatic Miniature Donut Making Machine

No way - this is incredible! Screw an E-Z Bake oven, give us a mini donut factory! The reviews for this aren’t great but the machines that make donuts like this at fairs and stuff cost like $3,000. So, if…

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Pet Bowtie

Pet Bowtie

Sometimes people act like animals are uncivilized and dumb but, like, what do you expect, bro? They can’t go out and get fitted for a suit - they don’t have thumbs! Help your little dude or dudette class the place…

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Selfie Stick Aerobics

Selfie Stick Aerobics

While not exactly a viral sensation, Selfie Stick Aerobics is making the rounds and could be the next big thing any day now. The lesson is free, however, you’ll need at least a selfie stick to follow along at home…

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Gigantosaurus cardboard cutout

Gigantosaurus cardboard cutout

We thought about calling this a T. Rex just to see if any dinosaur nerds would freak out on us. But, yeah, it’s actually a Gigantosaurus - we looked it up. What are scientists doing? Do you have to go…

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100 Pairs of Sunglasses

100 Pairs of Sunglasses

Have you ever spent like $100 on a pair of sunglasses? You have?! Wow… How long did it take you to lose or break them, like, 3 months? Yeah, never buy expensive sunglasses. The lenses are gonna get scratched, your drunk…

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