Sushi is delicious but it’s also a beautiful visual, which is why we’re always delighted to find clothing items which feature nigiri and maki! (Like this sweater.) Today we have sushi socks featuring salmon, tuna, salmon roe and tamago nigiri…
These are some sassy G-strings! Nikki Lipstick is responsible for bringing these thongs into existence. There are over 15 different sayings available and NONE of them have any chill! (Well, the ones that say “xanax,” maybe…) These will make a perfect…
Ah, the delicious irony! Here’s a shirt for those of us who always find ourselves meeting up with friends at sports bars even though we don’t give a damn about sports. Or maybe you need something to wear at your…
this + a pair of yellow sweatpants = super easy Halloween costume Really, though, this hoodie is the only reason we can imagine that color of yellow being acceptable in an item of clothing. If this hoodie didn’t have the…
Have you ever spent like $100 on a pair of sunglasses? You have?! Wow… How long did it take you to lose or break them, like, 3 months? Yeah, never buy expensive sunglasses. The lenses are gonna get scratched, your drunk…
Whew, Wednesdays… Am I right? Holy shit - it’s Monday?! Should have worn a different tie… Huh? Oh, yeah, There's this other tie. Uh, it’s a Good Luck Monday tie. It's just fun to wear it on Mondays, that’s all.…
It’s almost time to figure out your Sexy Fill-in-the-Blank Halloween costumes, ladies! Nah, just kidding. This is a sweet hot yoga outfit though. Or! If you buy this outfit then you’re basically guaranteeing that laundry day is WAY more interesting…
"This butt’s for you!” Hilarious parody of the famous Budweiser label and ads, featuring the backsides of some scantily clad women and a few takes on familiar slogans, like, “King of Rears.” This is sure to be a hit at the…
D.A.R.E. to wear this t-shirt and have people wonder if you’re an eccentric straight-edge or an ironic hipster! Even if you’re neither but you want to trick people into thinking you’re cool and/or interesting, you can try this shirt. Take…
Here’s a nice thing for those “probably alcoholic but nobody ever says it out loud” Moms this Christmas! The shirt says “Screw It” but then there’s a corkscrew under that, so, it’s, like, funny? If you like this shirt, you’ll be…
This one goes out to all the branding specialists, social media gurus, Instagram influencers & hashtag aficionados acting like you’re working the hustle. You’re really just an annoying idiot with a smartphone and 15k fake followers. We all know you…
The creator of this shirt emailed us to ask if we like it enough to put it on drunkMall - and of course we do! It’s a dinosaur with sunglasses! The designer is Fossilized Fashions and they have several other…