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The Beer Belly Hidden Flask

The Beer Belly Hidden Flask

Believe it or not, science has created a Beer Belly that someone might actually want to have. Thanks, science! The BeerBelly gives you the "freedom to beverage," using a sort-of reverse backpack type of sling wth a bladder that can…

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Condiment Guns

Condiment Guns

Do ya feel hungry, punk? The Condiment Gun is one weapon you'll be happy to allow at family gatherings. Teach your family to show proper respect for condiments and everything will be just fine. Ketchup and mustard can be your…

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Rear View Sunglasses

Rear View Sunglasses

One of the reasons everyone loves James Bond movies is because homeboy always gets to play with Q's badass new inventions. But you don't have to be 007 to get your hands on some super sophisticated* spy gear! Pick up…

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Cookie Dunking Hook

Cookie Dunking Hook

Have you recently won the lottery or come into a large sum of money through the passing of a family member? It's time to stop dunking cookies in milk with your own fingers like a common peasant! Use a cookie…

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Programmable Bicycle Lights

Programmable Bicycle Lights

Bike safety has never been such a party! The Monkey Light is a system of 32 individual LED lights that can be programmed to shine in 16 different colors in 42 different themes for literally hundreds of possible combinations. And…

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Plastic Bottle Ribbonator

Plastic Bottle Ribbonator

Trash takes up a lot of space. That's the problem with trash, if you've never thought about it before. Here's another problem with trash: it's useless. You can't do anything with it and it doesn't serve any purpose other than…

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Ice Bucket Tee Shirt

Ice Bucket Tee Shirt

Okay, so, you know how there are "pocket tees," which are tee shirts with a pocket on them? This is more like a pocket with a t-shirt on it. Bucket Tees has been around since 2014 and they specialize in making…

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Wine Bottle Puzzle Lock

Wine Bottle Puzzle Lock

Screw the DaVinci Code! This is such a great gift for that person who enjoys solving puzzles. It's like a padlock that goes over one bottle of wine, preventing it from being opened until the correct password is dialed in…

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Make Your Own Ice Cream Sandwiches

Make Your Own Ice Cream Sandwiches

There's nothing wrong with a classic ice cream sandwich. Soft chocolate cookie wafers with a brick of vanilla ice cream in between? Nothing wrong with that. But. Have you ever thought about all the flavor combinations that are possible in…

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Vortex Drink Mixer

Vortex Drink Mixer

Nobody wants to pick themselves up off the mat after a punishing workout and use their limp noodle arms to shake up a protein drink just to have it not mix well anyway. Forget all of that! Throw away your…

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Spy Secrets

Spy Secrets

You don't have to be Jason Bourne to survive dangerous situations but knowing some of the same skills certainly won't hurt. Spy Secrets That Can Save Your Life - catchy title... a little abstract, but catchy -  is written by a…

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Foolproof Fan and Light Chain Pull Set

Foolproof Fan and Light Chain Pull Set

Finally! This should be the default chain pulls on ceiling fan/light combo units from now on, fact! How many times have you pulled the wrong chain when trying to turn on a fan or a light? A lot, right? It…

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