Follow Me Bring Beer flip flops
Strap on these flip flops for your next walk on the beach and they'll leave the message "FOLLOW ME BRING BEER" in the sand behind you. It's a simple idea but it's the simple things in life that... do... something...…
LED Cornhole
If there's a better backyard casual sport than cornhole for spring/summer cookouts, drunkMall has never played it. Horseshoes?! Are you high? Do you have any idea how drunk people get at our cookouts? The last thing in the world that…
Celebrity Pet Manual
Choosing a pet is more difficult than ever. Trying to decide what kind of animal fits in to your lifestyle was hard enough before Instagram. Now we're cursed with the knowledge that selecting the perfect dog, cat, bird or whatever…
Solar-Powered Fan Hat
Keeping a slight breeze on your forehead has never been easier! Spending the day outside in the hot hot sun? You were probably going to wear a hat anyway, so put on this cap and the solar panels will power…
Combination Wine Lock
Keep your best vintages under lock (with no key) using these stainless steel combination locks designed to keep that cork in the bottle until the person with the secret code comes along! This isn't only for the wine snobs with…
Cloud Connected Egg Tray
If you're one of those people who remember to make a grocery list before going to the store, hey, good for you. Congratulations on having your life in order. Meanwhile, you'll find the rest of us standing in the front…
EXCLUSIVE: Fitter… Happier… More Productive…
It's happening again. Radiohead has a new album coming out and the entire Internet is about to lose its damn mind over the thing. drunkMall's gift guide this week is taking inspiration from the powerful "Fitter Happier" interlude found on…
Sonic Beer Head Enhancer
Beer on tap is very different from beer served at home from a can or a bottle. Breweries of famous draft beers, like Guinness, Boddingtons and Murphy's, have found ways to bring a draft-like head to beers served from specially designed cans by…
Frozen Dessert Machine
So here's the thing about the way you eat: it's the way you eat. That's all. Assuming you aren't a professional athlete or diet guru, the number of people who aren't you that care about the way you eat is…
SUV Air Mattress
You know what this is for! Hell, we almost filed this post under the SEX category... But, yeah. If the only reason you're going "camping" is so you can get some alone time with that special someone, you don't have…
Phone-Powered Fan
If you go to a music festival, there's a super easy way to spot the people you want to be your new friends: look for the person or persons using their phone non-stop, like they couldn't care less how long…
Learn Spanish with Rosetta Stone
Ever get drunk and decide you should learn a foreign language? Well, hang on. Give the idea a few seconds to sink in... Speaking more than one language is almost like having a superpower. Society is built on language and…