Is it starting to look like your 2016 Beach Body may be showing up a few weeks late? Have no fear, fellas! Please allow drunkMall to introduce you dudes to the concept of "compression" clothing. Like pretty much anything, the…
So you probably already know that letting a good wine "breathe" is supposed to make it taste better. But did you know that blowing bubbles into it with a straw is frowned upon?! Yeah, it's total bullshit! Anyway, if you don't…
This might look like a pair of trendy-in-the-2000s blue jeans but really its some of the most comfortable pajama pants on the market today, cleverly disguised! Think about how much you enjoy spending a day off at home, wearing shitty…
If you can't immediately think of 10 reasons why you need to own a pocket-sized device capable of creating blasts of noise over 100 decibels in volume... Well, your inner child needs to be let out to play. First, obviously,…
Stay downtown for as long as it takes your partner to catch the O Train with a Snorkel O! Snorkel O is a non-intrusive breathing apparatus that fits in the wearer's nostrils. Rubber tubing connects to both sides of the nose…
Clean your body with good soap and good vibes, using this soap on a rope made with pure hemp seed oil. "Wait, aren't you a drunk shopping website? What's with the stoner gear?" Well, first, don't be a narc. Second,…
Now this is the kind of pest control ingenuity we like to see in America! Why use a flyswatter to take down pesky houseflies when you can smoke 'em with a handgun?! That's a question the makers of Bug-A-Salt answered when…
This gadget makes prepping potatoes for french fries so very simple. As you can see, there's a slot for you to insert a chef's knife (not included), if you'd rather cube up some home fries. You think every fast food…
It's Memorial Day Weekend here in America. That means none of us have to work on Monday and this weekend will be full of backyard cookouts, campfire hangs, a whole lot of boozy parties and guns! Wait... Booze and guns?!…
You've probably owned several umbrellas in your life but nobody ever thinks about their puppy dog friend when it comes to staying dry in the rainy weather. Which, that's pretty weird when you think about it because dogs smell so…
A warm, freshly made tortilla is everything that's right with the world. If you're looking for the best Mexican food in any town, finding a place that has its own tortilla machine is a great place to start. (Look for…
It's so wrong but it feels so right! Every person you know that watches cooking shows for more than an hour a week will probably disown you as a friend but you'll be spending the rest of your life enjoying…