Wax Rope Candle
This candle has a timer built in to the design! Pretty much every candle will burn as long as you let it. Not necessarily a good thing. Houses have burned down because of it, for sure. This candle isn't like…
Fart Stopping Underwear
Farts happen. Honestly, it's pretty remarkable that we've advanced as far as we have with both society and technology without more effort put forth to solve problems that have been around before civilization itself. Like farts in public. We've all…
Loaded Dice
Gambling with a pair of loaded dice is a really good way to lose a thumb, if any of you feel like you've got one thumb too many. A set of fixed dice is one of those things you see…
Hangover Prevention Pills
Everyone has a favorite hangover remedy. No offense but basically every "fast and easy" fix for a severe hangover is wack. Getting wasted on alcohol depletes the human body of water, electrolytes and several vitamins. Unless you've got a private nurse…
Car USB Multiplier
Taking road trips used to be a lot like Highlander - there could be only one person using the cigarette lighter charger at a time. This has been a problem pretty much since Game Boys came out but now that everyone…
Beach Spike Cup Holders
Ah, yes, a well-deserved day at the beach! The sun and sand, the crashing waves... What a way to relax! Speaking of relaxation, you'll be having beverages, no doubt. And one thing the beach doesn't have is cupholders. Whether you're…
Armpit Air Conditioner
Don't let armpit sweat get the best of you this summer! Personal hygiene is incredibly important to an individual's social standing. Remember the weird smelling kid in 10th grade? Not very popular, right? Right. But pit sweat seems unstoppable. It's…
Adjustable Measuring Cup
Everyone has that one drawer in their kitchen that's way too full of way too many cooking tools, like wooden spoons, egg whisks, food tongs and every measuring spoon/cup on the face of the planet except for the one you…
Automatic Jar Opener
Give your hands a break and let the robots open those tightly sealed jars! Listen, nobody's saying you can't get the jar open on your own. We don't doubt anyone's strength or creativity when it comes to opening a stuck…
Floating Beer Pong Cooler
Oh hell yeah! If there's one thing we love at drunkMall, it's gotta be when someone comes out with a product that solves several potential party problems in one item. Here we have a pool float that doubles as a…
Chewable Coffee Cubes
Have your coffee in the form of a small snack! Chewable coffee cubes deliver your morning caffeine (as well as theanine and other supplements) in tidy little gummy cubes. Each cube contains about a half a cup of coffee's worth…