Chin Hammock
Trying to catch some shuteye on long journeys is nothing short of a nightmare for most people. See, it's mostly an issue of gravity and stasis. The physical effects of gravity often prevent a comfortable degree of stasis when trying…
Bike Balls Tail Light
It takes balls to ride a bicycle at night - tail light balls! Every cyclist knows that night rides require certain safety precautions. Visibility is key. Reflective clothing, stick-on plastic reflectors for the bike... Those are good. You should probably…
Drink Holder Posts
Ah, the great outdoors! The sun and sky... Real grass beneath your feet... It's such a nice change of pace from the rat race, spending all day inside looking at computer screens or whatever. But you know what nature doesn't…
Propellor Powered Phone Charger
Sneaking in one last float trip this year? Bet you'd like to have an easy way to make sure the batteries on all of your mobile devices stay charged, huh? Well, that's exactly what this gadget does! Simply drop this…
Coffee Gummy Cubes
Caffeine is maybe the most socially acceptable addiction. Which is great because caffeine is amazing and the fact that so many people use it and it's legal and all of that means we get to enjoy fantastic innovations in the…
The Taco Cleanse
Every few years a new "cleanse" comes around and all the Pinterest mommies with baby strollers in the crowded coffee shop talk way too loudly about how OMG AMAZING they feel after doing it. It's all bullshit. You know why?…
EXCLUSIVE: Back to School Gift Guide
This is the most bullshit time of the year for a lot of people because it's when they return to college, where they're going into debt to learn shit they could look up on the Internet for free so they can have…
Wall Safe Dial Kitchen Timer
Time waits for no man, especially in the kitchen! Mere moments can be the difference between a great home-cooked meal and a surprise pizza delivery night. In these distraction filled days of social media updates and smartphone notifications, a good kitchen timer…
Shittens Ass Wiping Mittens
Listen, we don't have to talk specifics on why a product like this is necessary. But facts are facts and it's a fact that this is a product that just about every one of us could have used at one…
Floating Flamingo Cup Holder
Whether you're chilling in the solar-powered kiddie pool jacuzzi out front of the double wide or snuck into a local motel's outdoor swimming pool, having a floating pink flamingo cup holder is pretty obviously the classy move. Hold your own beverage…
Dry Erase Clock
Time is whatever you need it to be with this post-modern clock piece. Where a traditional clock would have a face full of numbers to tell the time of day, this clock's surface is a blank slate made from dry-erase…
Bottle Opener Kitchen Scissors
You know how it is. You're in the kitchen, slicing up some meats and it suddenly occurs to you that you've not yet had a beer. While that beer may not be a part of any recipe and it obviously…