Humane Bug Catcher
Just because you don't want that spider in your house doesn't mean you have to kill it. Don't get it wrong - that impulse to destroy something you fear is biological and nobody's judging you. Like, there are probably even…
One-Handed Bottle Opener
What a neat bottle opener! The little magnet in the top keeps the whole unit locked in place so you only need to push up on the lever to pop the cap on that beer (or soda) bottle. When not in…
World’s Lightest Electric Skateboard
Skateboards are a much more convenient mode of transportation when you don't have to propel yourself forward with your own legs. Especially going uphill, it's just the worst. Fortunately, the motorized skateboard is a thing that was figured out quite some…
Darth Vader USB Hub
Use the force of electricity to charge several devices at once! Phones, iPods, L.E.D. shoes, vibrators... It seems like everything that holds a charge these days pulls the juice in through a USB connector. At a certain point, there just…
Edible Candles
Do you have any idea how much birthday candle wax you've eaten in your life? It's probably a lot more than you think. Here's what happens... There's the whole "we need a good cake" thing, which usually means some sort of…
Skateboard Lights
Trick out your skateboard with these awesome lighting kits! It's truly a shame that these didn't exist in The '80s, during the epic heyday of American Skateboarding Cinema. Because there will probably never be another wave of movies like that…
Trolley Bags
If you're still bringing your groceries home in plastic bags, with everything we know about the effect that has on this planet, well, congratulations on your immunity to judgement from people who smell like patchouli. But, okay, this isn't even…
EXCLUSIVE: The Weird and Wild World of Sex Toys!
Ladies aaaaand Gentlemen! Step right up, right this way --- to your very own treasure chest of personal pleasures! This week we're transforming a small corner of drunkMall into a one-of-a-kind sex shop experience. Maybe you've visited the local lion's den…
Deluxe Bathtub Caddy
Fuck. Yes. This is everything. Bathtub is bae. Bathtub is life. There's nothing in this whole wide world like immersing yourself - with all your stress and aches and tension - into a tub full of steaming hot water (and…
Wireless Sweat-Proof Earbuds
The earbuds that come in the package with smartphones are garbage. They don't sound good. They aren't comfortable. They fall out of your ears. Throw those in the trash because there's a whole world of better options out there. For…
Golf Club Piss Jug
This is what they call a gamechanger! Golf is a game where you spend most of a day walking around outside and swinging various sticks at a little ball until you knock it into this hole or that hole. It's…
Bathroom Tablet Stand
Addicted to your tablet? We've got just the thing to keep you from having to put down Candy Crush or take a potty break during your solo Frasier marathon! This contraption is a tablet stand with a built-in toilet paper…