Heated Jacket
Finally! A winter jacket with built-in electric heat! This Bosch jacket has one heating panel on the back and two in the front (on either side of the zipper) - all powered by a small battery unit that weighs only a…
Car Seat Gap Stopper
Stop dropping literally everything you try to handle while in the car down between the gap in the seat and the console. You know you've done it... Your phone, your keys, a CD, chapstick, money, wallets, jewelry, food, human babies,…
Solar Powered Phone Charger
Charge your mobile device on the go in a plane, train or automobile - anything with windows in the daytime! Let everyone else fight over the car lighter plug or that much needed wall outlet. Find a comfortable seat by…
Watermelon Slicer and Server
As the weather turns from warm to windy, those gatherings of friends and family you'd normally have outdoors move inside the house. All that sloppy drunkenness, sticky food and social mayhem goes from the backyard - the easily-hosed-off, "let nature…
Ultimate Shower Caddy
If you don't have at least 10 different items in your shower at all times then you're practically undateable by modern standards. No, a shower beer doesn't count! But half of you live in shitty studio apartments with bathrooms so…
Silicone Ear Key Ring Phone Stand
It's a phone stand! It's a keyring! It's a convenient place to neatly store your earbuds! We're all about products that serve multiple functions here at drunkMall. So, even though this item may look completely pointless to you at first,…
Bluetooth Car Upgrade
Many new cars have bluetooth technology factory installed to make it easy for you to control the music, get GPS-sourced directions and take phone calls - all hands-free! It's pretty amazing, if you haven't had the pleasure of experiencing it…
Energy Inhalant
Energy drinks suck. Face it, XBOX warrior. They suck. Energy drinks taste bad. Energy drinks make you burp and the burps smell bad for all the same reasons the drinks taste bad. And also, drinking energy drinks supports energy drink…
EXCLUSIVE: On Becoming a Night Owl
Night owls have gotten a bad reputation throughout history. But that's horseshit because some of the smartest and most creative individuals who ever lived did a lot of that living well after the witching hour. Some famous examples include: Winston…
VR Headset
Forget about dropping big bucks on a huge TV and sound system. You can have a home theater experience for way, way less money - no joke. All you need is a smartphone and one of these headset, which costs…
Under the Bed Night Light
Now this is something everyone who isn't sleeping on a dumpster mattress down on the floor could really use in their home. Studies have shown that a pitch black room is best for proper sleeping. Blackout curtains are really popular right…
Cap Catching Bottle Opener
Stop popping bottles and just letting the caps fall all over the place! That shit is sloppy. You're better than that, kids. Your house is your temple. Keep it clean. This bottle opener - spoiler alert - removes the caps…