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Zipperless Sleeping Bag

Zipperless Sleeping Bag

How many sleeping bags have you thrown away because of a broken zipper? Sorry, we didn't mean to bring up a sore subject. Nobody likes wasting money but you live and you learn. It looks like someone finally figured out…

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Beer Tie

Beer Tie

Hands-free cold beer transportation? Yes, please! Ladies and gentlemen, we proudly present to you: The Beer Tie! Fashion and functionality go hand in hand with this amazing new accessory designed with today's stylish professional drinker in mind! Or should it…

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Beard Bib

Beard Bib

Catch all your beard and mustache clippings as they fall with this unique beard bib! Minimal cleanup with this design because, as you can see, this gigantic contraption stretches out very far beneath the beard area to capture whiskers before…

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Easy Back Shaver

Easy Back Shaver

Manscapers rejoice! It's really never been easy for dudes to keep their backs clean-shaven. Especially for single guys because of the obvious "reach" problem but even for a man in a relationship. Asking your significant other - whom, ideally, you'd…

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Kitchen Tablet Holder

Kitchen Tablet Holder

Hang that tablet up at eye level, away from the huge mess you're making trying to follow that recipe you found on Pinterest! Cooking at home has never been easier than it is today. We have all sorts of sweet…

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Churro Makers

Churro Makers

Ever had those crunchy cinnamon stick desserts at Taco Bell? Oh, don't pretend you're better than that! We've all made regrettable dietary decisions after last call. It's part of the deal... Anyway, those fast food dessert sticks have about as much…

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Toasty Hand Warmers

Toasty Hand Warmers

Bringing new definition to the phrase "toasty and warm," these cute hand warmers looks like pieces of toast (with tiny little arms and legs, for some reason) and stay heated with electricity from a USB port! Some people run hot…

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The Hungover Cookbook

The Hungover Cookbook

Why is it sooo hard to take care of yourself when you're hungover? It would be comedic if it wasn't so downright pathetic. Everyone who read drunkMall's Hangover Survival Guide knows that one key factor to fixing the miserable way…

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Beer Bandolier

Beer Bandolier

When waging war on sobriety, you never want to run out of ammo. That's what the enemy wants you to do but you're smarter than that! So feel free to head of deep into the wilderness, loaded down with plenty…

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Bed Desk

Bed Desk

Getting out of bed in the fall and winter has to be one of the worst parts of being alive. Unless you live close enough to the equator that two of the key words in that last sentence never apply…

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Windproof Lighter Watch

Windproof Lighter Watch

Light up your smokes like a smooth spy with this wristwatch! It's a fully functional time piece and cigarette lighter all-in-one. Well, okay, the three sub-dials don't work and are just decorative. But, come on, everyone knows that super fancy…

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Cupholder Fit Power Inverter

Cupholder Fit Power Inverter

Do more with that car cigarette lighter than charge little portable devices! Transform that sucker into a couple of regular outlets with this very convenient power inverter! Power inverters are nothing new but most of the ones on the market…

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