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Hands-Free Device Control

Hands-Free Device Control

Remember how when Minority Report came out there was that whole thing with Tom Cruise's character quickly organizing information on a sort-of holographic computer display by moving his hands around and "grabbing" the images to place them where he wanted…

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Life Hacks for Sale

EXCLUSIVE: Life Hacks for Sale

Are you SICK & TIRED of all these PROBLEMS IN YOUR LIFE?!?! Spoiler Alert: Pro Tip - You need some LIFE HACKS! Before drunkMall, it used to be quite an undertaking to find some decent life hacks. You can only…

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Home Flotation Tank

Home Flotation Tank

You don't need to own anything on this planet except a (reasonably healthy) body and mind in order to meditate. If you've let your sitting practice slide due to this excuse or that, sorry to tell you that we aren't…

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Fart Filtering Panties

Fart Filtering Panties

Now, girls don't fart, of course. Everyone knows that. But if they did fart, then wouldn't it be great if their dirty kimchi tofu ramen noodle ass-plosions never made so much as a whiff of stink? Again, we know girls don't…

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Martini/Wine Glasses

Martini/Wine Glasses

Here are some glasses you can own to trick people into thinking you're more grown up and sophisticated than you really are! First of all, let's be real: these are wine glasses. Yeah, you can absolutely flip the thing over…

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Japanese Blanket Table

Japanese Blanket Table

The problem with tables is that they aren't blankets and the problem with blankets is that they aren't tables. You're cozy and warm underneath a blanket... Where you gonna set that bowl of oatmeal? Okay, so you take a blanket…

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Party Toilet Night Light

Illumibowl Toilet Light

Sick of those boring trips to the toilet in the middle of the night? Of course you are! Who isn't? It's like you're asleep, having an a-ma-zing time with Hugh Jackman letting you in on the secret that they really did…

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Ostrich Pillow

Ostrich Pillow

It ain't easy getting sleep in public. Bright lights, loud people, nowhere to get comfortable - it's like the opposite of your bedroom. So how do you stake out a little privacy for yourself and catch some shuteye? One thing…

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Donut Coffee Warmer

Donut Coffee Warmer

Keep that hot cup of coffee hot with a warming plate that looks like a donut! You know how it is... You've got your fresh cup of joe and pretty much as soon as you get it back to your…

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The Guide to Cooking on Your Car Engine

Car Engine Cookbook

Usually when people talk about fast food, they aren't talking about how many miles per hour it was traveling on its way to being cooked! Just in time for those Thanksgiving and Christmas road trips, here's a handy guide on…

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Backseat Air Mattress

Backseat Air Mattress

Catch some real sleep in the backseat with this specially designed air mattress! Everyone wants shotgun when they're a kid but, after you grow up, the smart ones know that the backseat is the place to be, especially on a…

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Fancy Bottle Opener

Fancy Bottle Opener

It's time for a grown-up bottle opener solution. Throw away your adolescent fears of commitment! Sure, church keys and novelty bottle poppers are great. Nobody's saying that you have to throw those away or stop buying new ones. But those…

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