Last week, we learned about showerbeers for our Shower Beer Buddy giveaway. Now that we’ve had time to think about it, we realized that showerbeers aren’t so crazy because we’ve known about drinking wine in the bathtub for years and…
Did you know there is an entire sect of society built around enjoying alcoholic beverages while in the shower? It’s real. A lot of these people hang out at /r/showerbeer and just kinda let each other know that, yes, they…
We finally saw The Force Awakens and now all we do is stay home, weeping into the sleeves of our Jedi bath robe and mourning the loss of… Well, you know. It’s a great robe. At least we still have…
It’s officially bathtub season, ladies and gentlemen! It’s cold as balls outside and nothing brings our toes back to life like a long soak in a tub full of warm water - but we don’t like to bathe alone! We…
First, this could probably be made at home, especially if “home” has an automotive scrapyard out back. Second, making this at home from automotive scraps sounds like a great way to get tetanus, so don’t do it. The #BlackoutFriday Countdown is all…
The Legend of Zelda is drunkMall’s favorite video game franchise because we’re just that basic. For some people, having a regal Bill Murray shower curtain is a much too serious and adult-y thing to face in the mornings, so this…
We don’t get the opportunity to post much fine art on drunkMall because “pearls before swine” and all that - but this here is some art and it is damn fine. Ah, yes, you can see what the artist has done…
Nobody at drunkMall has ever used a bidet because we’re uncultured Americans but they seem… nice? If nothing else, a stream of cold water up the backside, like it or not, would give more of a kick in the morning…
Bill Murray is the man. Everyone on the internet knows it. This may be the single greatest shower curtain of all time. Featuring Bill Murray, in the style of an oil painting, dressed kinda like Napoleon - this is a…
For when you’re camping in New Mexico and don’t want to squat to pee and accidentally sit on a stinging nettle plant and have your ass burn the rest of the day. Or you decided to go down to Times…